Nick Scutti
@nickscutti.bsky.social
Writer. Performer. Teacher. 5X Rebel Spy on Star Tours. “Out of all the erectile dysfunction jokes we’ve received, yours was one of the funniest.”— American Theatre Magazine
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Once a year, The Supreme Court will let people keep their rights, as a little treat.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Once a year, The Supreme Court will let people keep their rights, as a little treat.
Ok, but what if it works TOO well? What if it reverses your brain all the way to when you were a baby? What are you gonna do then, huh? Have a bunch of adults with baby brains who can’t speak and don’t have object permanence? Huh?? IS THAT WHAT YOU BASTARDS WANT?! HUH?!?!
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Ok, but what if it works TOO well? What if it reverses your brain all the way to when you were a baby? What are you gonna do then, huh? Have a bunch of adults with baby brains who can’t speak and don’t have object permanence? Huh?? IS THAT WHAT YOU BASTARDS WANT?! HUH?!?!
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Check out this project to document and preserve existing National Park Service signs before they disappear under orders of the regime. Help gather information and spread the word.
sites.google.com/umn.edu/save...
sites.google.com/umn.edu/save...
Save Our Signs
Save Our Signs: Celebrate All-American History
sites.google.com
August 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Check out this project to document and preserve existing National Park Service signs before they disappear under orders of the regime. Help gather information and spread the word.
sites.google.com/umn.edu/save...
sites.google.com/umn.edu/save...
I need a tattoo on my body like the guy in Memento to remind me to never read the comments of any post.
June 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I need a tattoo on my body like the guy in Memento to remind me to never read the comments of any post.
And Martha said unto Jesus, “Lord, if you had been here, my brother Lazarus would not have died.”
And Jesus rolled his eyes and said, “Well, we all are going to die.”
—the Gospel of Joni Ernst.
And Jesus rolled his eyes and said, “Well, we all are going to die.”
—the Gospel of Joni Ernst.
June 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And Martha said unto Jesus, “Lord, if you had been here, my brother Lazarus would not have died.”
And Jesus rolled his eyes and said, “Well, we all are going to die.”
—the Gospel of Joni Ernst.
And Jesus rolled his eyes and said, “Well, we all are going to die.”
—the Gospel of Joni Ernst.
Congrats to JD Vance on being the Liz Truss of Catholics.
April 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Congrats to JD Vance on being the Liz Truss of Catholics.
Taking credit for AI generated art is like taking credit for an improv scene just because you gave the suggestion.
April 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Taking credit for AI generated art is like taking credit for an improv scene just because you gave the suggestion.
Omg that chair’s gonna write the next bestseller!
April 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Omg that chair’s gonna write the next bestseller!
They call it “WingmanX” when “Cyrano” was literally right there??
March 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They call it “WingmanX” when “Cyrano” was literally right there??
People are saying “BuT hOw CaN tHaT hAPpeN iF cOcO diEd?” like they forget most of the first movie occurs in the literal LAND OF THE DEAD…
March 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
People are saying “BuT hOw CaN tHaT hAPpeN iF cOcO diEd?” like they forget most of the first movie occurs in the literal LAND OF THE DEAD…
Unfortunately, I’ll be in Rome asleep when the #Oscars is on, but I’m already calling it: @hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social wins every category!
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Unfortunately, I’ll be in Rome asleep when the #Oscars is on, but I’m already calling it: @hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social wins every category!
I’m taking the lyrics of “Gethsemane” and really holding space with that.
February 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m taking the lyrics of “Gethsemane” and really holding space with that.
January 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I been thinking about this “do something” element, and realized:
I don’t want my favourite artists to start fighting fires and running soup kitchens,
I want them to keep making their specific weird bullshit, the books etc. that will be enlightening and relieving and funny during good times and bad.
I don’t want my favourite artists to start fighting fires and running soup kitchens,
I want them to keep making their specific weird bullshit, the books etc. that will be enlightening and relieving and funny during good times and bad.
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I been thinking about this “do something” element, and realized:
I don’t want my favourite artists to start fighting fires and running soup kitchens,
I want them to keep making their specific weird bullshit, the books etc. that will be enlightening and relieving and funny during good times and bad.
I don’t want my favourite artists to start fighting fires and running soup kitchens,
I want them to keep making their specific weird bullshit, the books etc. that will be enlightening and relieving and funny during good times and bad.
I just found the book that Jerry Seinfeld adapted into the movie!
December 27, 2024 at 6:48 AM
I just found the book that Jerry Seinfeld adapted into the movie!
I never realized how picky birds are; so you like when I throw you bread, but not when I fling you chili?
December 18, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I never realized how picky birds are; so you like when I throw you bread, but not when I fling you chili?
Imagine being a new fish at the zoo, placed in a giant exhibit with plenty of water, thinking you’re the star attraction, all to discover you’re merely a background extra for some big, dumb hippopotamus.
December 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Imagine being a new fish at the zoo, placed in a giant exhibit with plenty of water, thinking you’re the star attraction, all to discover you’re merely a background extra for some big, dumb hippopotamus.
Your daily reminder to blame Joe Manchin for how little we gained.
The parts of Build Back Better blocked by the Senate were those which would have directly benefited working people:
- Paid + Family Leave
- Child Tax Credit
- Universal pre-K
- $15 minimum wage
Instead, Bidenomics was all indirect and through the market:
- CHIPS
- IRA
- Infrastructure
- Paid + Family Leave
- Child Tax Credit
- Universal pre-K
- $15 minimum wage
Instead, Bidenomics was all indirect and through the market:
- CHIPS
- IRA
- Infrastructure
December 4, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Your daily reminder to blame Joe Manchin for how little we gained.
Bravo, @stobreinberg.bsky.social !
Former child star of The Mandalorian, Grogu, has announced his transformation and aspirations into becoming a pop music sensation.
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November 22, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Bravo, @stobreinberg.bsky.social !
Appropriating and renaming a day that was originally in honor of a pagan god?
Christianity is SO back.
Christianity is SO back.
November 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Appropriating and renaming a day that was originally in honor of a pagan god?
Christianity is SO back.
Christianity is SO back.
10 musicals to get to know me:
Urinetown
Jesus Christ Superstar
Tick, tick…BOOM!
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812
Company
Bloody, Bloody Andrew Jackson
Sweeney Todd
Hamilton
The Book of Mormon
Assassins
Urinetown
Jesus Christ Superstar
Tick, tick…BOOM!
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812
Company
Bloody, Bloody Andrew Jackson
Sweeney Todd
Hamilton
The Book of Mormon
Assassins
Oh I’ve been waiting for this one.
10 musicals to get to know me
Octet
Titanic
Passion
Oklahoma (‘19 Revival)
The Wild Party (LaChuisa cause I have taste)
Ragtime
Falsettos
Merrily We Roll Along
February House
Fortress of Solitude
10 musicals to get to know me
Octet
Titanic
Passion
Oklahoma (‘19 Revival)
The Wild Party (LaChuisa cause I have taste)
Ragtime
Falsettos
Merrily We Roll Along
February House
Fortress of Solitude
selfishly I’m on a kick and want to listen to some new ones so
10 musicals to get to know me
Hair (‘09)
Spring Awakening
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Next to Normal
Zanna, Don’t!
Legally Blonde
Urinetown
Hairspray
Cabaret (‘98)
In the Heights
10 musicals to get to know me
Hair (‘09)
Spring Awakening
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Next to Normal
Zanna, Don’t!
Legally Blonde
Urinetown
Hairspray
Cabaret (‘98)
In the Heights
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 AM
10 musicals to get to know me:
Urinetown
Jesus Christ Superstar
Tick, tick…BOOM!
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812
Company
Bloody, Bloody Andrew Jackson
Sweeney Todd
Hamilton
The Book of Mormon
Assassins
Urinetown
Jesus Christ Superstar
Tick, tick…BOOM!
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812
Company
Bloody, Bloody Andrew Jackson
Sweeney Todd
Hamilton
The Book of Mormon
Assassins
Figured I’d get a Covid and flu shot now, before RFK Jr takes charge.
November 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Figured I’d get a Covid and flu shot now, before RFK Jr takes charge.
If you want to understand how my brain works, watch the SpongeBob episode “Procrastination.” That’s what I go through to accomplish any task, big or small, and it’s how I’ve been doing it for the last 25 years or so of my life.
November 13, 2024 at 6:36 AM
If you want to understand how my brain works, watch the SpongeBob episode “Procrastination.” That’s what I go through to accomplish any task, big or small, and it’s how I’ve been doing it for the last 25 years or so of my life.