Ok, but what if it works TOO well? What if it reverses your brain all the way to when you were a baby? What are you gonna do then, huh? Have a bunch of adults with baby brains who can’t speak and don’t have object permanence? Huh?? IS THAT WHAT YOU BASTARDS WANT?! HUH?!?!

They call it “WingmanX” when “Cyrano” was literally right there??

People are saying “BuT hOw CaN tHaT hAPpeN iF cOcO diEd?” like they forget most of the first movie occurs in the literal LAND OF THE DEAD…

I’m taking the lyrics of “Gethsemane” and really holding space with that.

#jubilee2025 #Rome

I just found the book that Jerry Seinfeld adapted into the movie!

Appropriating and renaming a day that was originally in honor of a pagan god?

Christianity is SO back.

Figured I’d get a Covid and flu shot now, before RFK Jr takes charge.

If you want to understand how my brain works, watch the SpongeBob episode “Procrastination.” That’s what I go through to accomplish any task, big or small, and it’s how I’ve been doing it for the last 25 years or so of my life.

And we know these trains will run on time.

My small contribution to pointing out Elon’s foolishness on his app.

Early thoughts on Season 2:

#ofmd2spoilers