Nick Grimes
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A REAL edgelord comedian would say "ironically, Harrison Butker kicks like a girl" right now.
But today's edgelord comedians just want to bring him on their podcasts and metaphorically suck his dick.
But today's edgelord comedians just want to bring him on their podcasts and metaphorically suck his dick.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
A REAL edgelord comedian would say "ironically, Harrison Butker kicks like a girl" right now.
But today's edgelord comedians just want to bring him on their podcasts and metaphorically suck his dick.
But today's edgelord comedians just want to bring him on their podcasts and metaphorically suck his dick.
George Carlin coming back to life and catching up on everything that happened while he was gone: "You stupid assholes elected that racist motherfucker TWICE?!"
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
George Carlin coming back to life and catching up on everything that happened while he was gone: "You stupid assholes elected that racist motherfucker TWICE?!"
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I'm tired of hearing washed up comedians blame their irrelevance on "wokeness" somehow making humor illegal or whatever.
There are plenty of funny comedians out there who utilize dark humor without being a douchebag.
Maybe you're just not funny. Maybe society has evolved past the need for you.
There are plenty of funny comedians out there who utilize dark humor without being a douchebag.
Maybe you're just not funny. Maybe society has evolved past the need for you.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm tired of hearing washed up comedians blame their irrelevance on "wokeness" somehow making humor illegal or whatever.
There are plenty of funny comedians out there who utilize dark humor without being a douchebag.
Maybe you're just not funny. Maybe society has evolved past the need for you.
There are plenty of funny comedians out there who utilize dark humor without being a douchebag.
Maybe you're just not funny. Maybe society has evolved past the need for you.
I don't give a flying fuck about this evil gash's hurt feelings
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't give a flying fuck about this evil gash's hurt feelings
Carly Rae Jepsen is 40 and your knees now hurt from reading that
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Carly Rae Jepsen is 40 and your knees now hurt from reading that
Looked at the Discover feed for over 5 minutes before I saw something that didn't piss me off or cause me to lose hope.
Bye.
Bye.
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Looked at the Discover feed for over 5 minutes before I saw something that didn't piss me off or cause me to lose hope.
Bye.
Bye.
20 years ago, Olivia Nuzzi would've been destined for a reality show because of her foibles.
Now she's destined to have a Fox News show.
Now she's destined to have a Fox News show.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
20 years ago, Olivia Nuzzi would've been destined for a reality show because of her foibles.
Now she's destined to have a Fox News show.
Now she's destined to have a Fox News show.
I never wanna hear another fucking Boomer piss and moan about participation trophies ever again
FIFA has awarded Donald Trump their first-ever 'Peace Prize' during the World Cup Draw
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I never wanna hear another fucking Boomer piss and moan about participation trophies ever again
Amazon just cancelled an order on me?! I didn't even know that was a thing!
The one thing they're good for is now not even reliable. Fucking bullshit.
The one thing they're good for is now not even reliable. Fucking bullshit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Amazon just cancelled an order on me?! I didn't even know that was a thing!
The one thing they're good for is now not even reliable. Fucking bullshit.
The one thing they're good for is now not even reliable. Fucking bullshit.
Trying to figure out if RFK Sr beat his son too much or not enough
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Trying to figure out if RFK Sr beat his son too much or not enough
TWD Clementine >>>>>>>> TLOU Ellie. Fact.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
TWD Clementine >>>>>>>> TLOU Ellie. Fact.
Wow Halle Berry just did to Gavin Newsom what she did to Toad in the first X-Men movie
I hope Newsom reconsiders his positions on a few things now. If not, #Kelly2028
I hope Newsom reconsiders his positions on a few things now. If not, #Kelly2028
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wow Halle Berry just did to Gavin Newsom what she did to Toad in the first X-Men movie
I hope Newsom reconsiders his positions on a few things now. If not, #Kelly2028
I hope Newsom reconsiders his positions on a few things now. If not, #Kelly2028
Hegseth? More like Kegdeath, amirite?
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hegseth? More like Kegdeath, amirite?
The people who are the loudest about what is and isn't "real" music? Most of them listen exclusively to 2020s mumble rap. Ignore them.
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The people who are the loudest about what is and isn't "real" music? Most of them listen exclusively to 2020s mumble rap. Ignore them.
I know how good Amazing Race and Big Brother can be, but this all-BB season of the Race sucks so much.
And I'm not just saying that because I watched this show with my dad and he died 3 episodes into the season.
And I'm not just saying that because I watched this show with my dad and he died 3 episodes into the season.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I know how good Amazing Race and Big Brother can be, but this all-BB season of the Race sucks so much.
And I'm not just saying that because I watched this show with my dad and he died 3 episodes into the season.
And I'm not just saying that because I watched this show with my dad and he died 3 episodes into the season.
My Spotify Wrapped top 5:
1. I "Don't"
2. Give "My"
3. Money "To"
4. Those "Evil"
5. Shit "Heads"
1. I "Don't"
2. Give "My"
3. Money "To"
4. Those "Evil"
5. Shit "Heads"
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My Spotify Wrapped top 5:
1. I "Don't"
2. Give "My"
3. Money "To"
4. Those "Evil"
5. Shit "Heads"
1. I "Don't"
2. Give "My"
3. Money "To"
4. Those "Evil"
5. Shit "Heads"
Good news everyone, there's gonna be another season of Y: The Last Man!
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good news everyone, there's gonna be another season of Y: The Last Man!
The most prominent media figures to shit on the hellscape that is Texas are...
SpongeBob and Patrick.
SpongeBob and Patrick.
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The most prominent media figures to shit on the hellscape that is Texas are...
SpongeBob and Patrick.
SpongeBob and Patrick.
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🚨🚨🚨Senator Mark Kelly with a special announcement. 1/2
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🚨🚨🚨Senator Mark Kelly with a special announcement. 1/2
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It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
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When you join a polycule and then later realize all the original people who were part of it when you joined are now gone, call that a relationship of Theseus.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When you join a polycule and then later realize all the original people who were part of it when you joined are now gone, call that a relationship of Theseus.
Look, I've been fighting the good fight defending Die Hard's status for a decade now so that's nothing new to me.
But I didn't think I needed to defend Muppet Christmas Carol's status.
But I didn't think I needed to defend Muppet Christmas Carol's status.
Already today I've seen posts declaring both Die Hard and A Muppet Christmas Carol as 'not Christmas movies'.
Y'all need some help.
Y'all need some help.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Look, I've been fighting the good fight defending Die Hard's status for a decade now so that's nothing new to me.
But I didn't think I needed to defend Muppet Christmas Carol's status.
But I didn't think I needed to defend Muppet Christmas Carol's status.
I want you to think about the amount of hate that Donald Trump has in his, for lack of a better word, heart.
Now I want you to realize that my hate for him is an even greater amount.
Now I want you to realize that my hate for him is an even greater amount.
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I want you to think about the amount of hate that Donald Trump has in his, for lack of a better word, heart.
Now I want you to realize that my hate for him is an even greater amount.
Now I want you to realize that my hate for him is an even greater amount.
Weird Al loved Nirvana but that didn't stop him from making "Smells Like Nirvana", and even Kurt's depressed ass laughed himself to tears when he first heard it.
In the last week, I've run into multiple comments across social media where someone's suggested that because someone wrote a parody of something, that means they were angry at it and hated it.
Honest, no. Parodies are humor, and we write them for money. The intent is to amuse and entertain.
Honest, no. Parodies are humor, and we write them for money. The intent is to amuse and entertain.
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Weird Al loved Nirvana but that didn't stop him from making "Smells Like Nirvana", and even Kurt's depressed ass laughed himself to tears when he first heard it.