Nick Fernandes
@nickfernandes.bsky.social
Ok I was obviously drunk here but I do think my body looks incred
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ok I was obviously drunk here but I do think my body looks incred
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When I bought this sailor outfit I didn’t consider it would make me look like Donald Duck
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
When I bought this sailor outfit I didn’t consider it would make me look like Donald Duck
3 year investment in getting hot really starting to pay off
October 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
3 year investment in getting hot really starting to pay off
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I said what I said.
IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
October 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I said what I said.
I hate that RHOSLC is edited like Memento now
October 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I hate that RHOSLC is edited like Memento now
*Oklou voice* And if I’m woke enough!
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
*Oklou voice* And if I’m woke enough!
Said I didn’t like the JADE album at gay guy birthday party last week
September 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Said I didn’t like the JADE album at gay guy birthday party last week
Watching an 18 minute IGN video game review requires as much emotional investment and energy as watching Jeanne Dielman
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching an 18 minute IGN video game review requires as much emotional investment and energy as watching Jeanne Dielman
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
The sheep on Alien: Earth
September 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The sheep on Alien: Earth
Love that the structure of Silksong is literally Part 1: Metroid, Part 2: Castlevania
September 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Love that the structure of Silksong is literally Part 1: Metroid, Part 2: Castlevania
Some of the “trump is dead” posts are truly manic…wild to see a bunch of people who consider themselves smart and informed get swept up in misinformation. I understand how QAnon happened now.
September 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Some of the “trump is dead” posts are truly manic…wild to see a bunch of people who consider themselves smart and informed get swept up in misinformation. I understand how QAnon happened now.
In Metal Gear Solid 1, you fight a cyborg ninja who says "We are neither friends nor enemies. I've returned from a land where such terms are meaningless." Then he says "I'm going to kill you." A guy nearby says "Whoa, this is just like anime" and then pees his pants. 10/10!
August 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
In Metal Gear Solid 1, you fight a cyborg ninja who says "We are neither friends nor enemies. I've returned from a land where such terms are meaningless." Then he says "I'm going to kill you." A guy nearby says "Whoa, this is just like anime" and then pees his pants. 10/10!
The fact that not one single newspaper in this country is running the headline "If you're thinking of seeing this movie, 'Honey, Don't!'"... arts criticism is dead.
August 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The fact that not one single newspaper in this country is running the headline "If you're thinking of seeing this movie, 'Honey, Don't!'"... arts criticism is dead.
Boyfriend literally did this during the Daryl Hannah fight scene in Kill Bill
July 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Boyfriend literally did this during the Daryl Hannah fight scene in Kill Bill
Gonna start posting my workout pics here so Instagram doesn’t get sick of me
July 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gonna start posting my workout pics here so Instagram doesn’t get sick of me
Pretending I don't care about my copy of Donkey Kong Bananza so it gets here faster.
July 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pretending I don't care about my copy of Donkey Kong Bananza so it gets here faster.
It is so funny to me that there is a major HBO show with Carrie Coon and Christine Baranski and they have only shared ONE scene together in three seasons.
July 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It is so funny to me that there is a major HBO show with Carrie Coon and Christine Baranski and they have only shared ONE scene together in three seasons.
Bro, last night we did something the Entity would never expect...
May 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bro, last night we did something the Entity would never expect...
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I like how Suikoden I and especially II seem to be all about the horror of war etc., but sometimes you have to take a detour to kill Dracula
March 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I like how Suikoden I and especially II seem to be all about the horror of war etc., but sometimes you have to take a detour to kill Dracula
Getting in the best shape of my life just to die of mad cow disease in 6 months 🤪
February 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Getting in the best shape of my life just to die of mad cow disease in 6 months 🤪