Nick Emeka
@nickemekacomedy.bsky.social
Chicago based Comic & frog.
I call myself the Celine Dion of organ donation. My head might go through the windshield, but my heart will go on.
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I call myself the Celine Dion of organ donation. My head might go through the windshield, but my heart will go on.
Nothing like the taste of bean water in the morning to get those bowels going.
January 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nothing like the taste of bean water in the morning to get those bowels going.
My New Year’s resolution is no sharting. I don’t currently, but really wanna keep that up.
December 31, 2024 at 10:23 PM
My New Year’s resolution is no sharting. I don’t currently, but really wanna keep that up.
A pigeon was found dead in my neighborhood last night. Fowl play suspected.
December 24, 2024 at 6:29 PM
A pigeon was found dead in my neighborhood last night. Fowl play suspected.
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before i was born, i must have been terrified.
i spent all my time curled up in the fetal position.
i spent all my time curled up in the fetal position.
December 23, 2024 at 6:10 PM
before i was born, i must have been terrified.
i spent all my time curled up in the fetal position.
i spent all my time curled up in the fetal position.
What’s the plural term for Grimace? Grimaceses? Grimaci? Grimi? Asking for a friend
December 17, 2024 at 10:22 AM
What’s the plural term for Grimace? Grimaceses? Grimaci? Grimi? Asking for a friend
Ever go looking for your keys in the morning and realize you also lost your childhood sense of wonder?
December 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Ever go looking for your keys in the morning and realize you also lost your childhood sense of wonder?
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I think aladdin would have been a better movie if gilbert gottfried had voiced jasmine
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I think aladdin would have been a better movie if gilbert gottfried had voiced jasmine
Do you think leather bound bibles are the kinky ones?
December 5, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Do you think leather bound bibles are the kinky ones?