Nick Dye
nickdye93.bsky.social
Nick Dye
@nickdye93.bsky.social
I’m excited about Kyle Whittingham as Michigan head coach. But I’ve been wondering one thing since he’s been hired: is Jen Shah’s husband going to be on the Michigan coaching staff?
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The WMATA app should not be ad supported. I can’t tell you how frustrating it is to need to check a bus route only to wait 20 seconds for a Royal Match ad
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It took nearly a month, but my second Substack post is up. Enjoy! nickdye.substack.com/p/what-i-con...
What I Consumed from November 19 to December 7
Oneohtrix Point Never, Stranger Things, The Worst Person in The World and more.
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December 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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every time someone praises Nuzzi as a stylist it becomes clear to me that they only read Politico and maybe the NYT (but not the magazine). a single Roth blog would turn their brain into mush
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Post Malone’s manager said he need to wear more pieces of flair
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Lions need to close out this game so I don't hear "Hell's Bells" one more time and walk into Lake St. Clair
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I've been unemployed since July. I've decided to start a Substack to share what I've been listening to, watching and reading. Here's my first post: open.substack.com/pub/nickdye/...
What I Consumed The Week of November 10
Tori Amos, Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo, Pluribus and more.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This fucking whips
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Commanders-Dolphins overtime:
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
AI might be trained more on Hallmark movies than we realize. I can’t look at them now and not think it’s AI-generated despite watching a movie from 2016. It’s probably the pre-existing uncanny valley of actors holding empty coffee mugs while pretending it’s Christmas in August.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If you’re suddenly interested in watching “Vice,” i regret to inform you it’s currently on Poob-level streaming services
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yes, not only do the eagles have a Jalen Hurts, we also have a Jalyx Hunt
October 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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As you may have noticed, white supremacists want to stop the influx of hardworking young people (aka immigration) while somehow forcing white women to have lots more babies to compensate, but they refuse to make having kids more affordable and less arduous an experience.
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I strongly dislike that Gus Johnson refers to Jenny Taft as “the All American Girl.” It’s an extremely weird thing to call your adult coworker!
October 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In the past few weeks, I've heard arguments that Jackass would solve the male loneliness crisis and AI can't comprehend what Pimp My Ride did to cars. MTV must no longer bring back music videos. It can heal us with its 2000s reality programming, with the exception of any cabinet secretaries.
WEIRD AI VIDEOS: the thing from the early part of the century we must bring back is uh idk going to walmart

ME: the thing from the early part of the century we must bring back is pimp my ride
September 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
🗣️(Jackson Lamb voice) YEW WHAT??
September 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Anybody else forced to watch overtime of the Giants-Cowboys game instead of the Birds? I’m in hell
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mark Ruffalo drinking heavily, listening to Phillies games and birding in MontCo in #Task might be my retirement plan
September 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Roman Roy: i don’t know… call it some shit like fuckin Sheriff Country
September 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Now to immediately spend my $66 windfall
September 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We’ve gotta pay teachers better. My son’s daycare teacher keeps telling me she needs the Eagles to win for her parlay…
September 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I, for one, love this game. Go frogs!
September 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM