Saw The Vourdalak without knowing that the vampire was, You Know, That. Spent five minutes quietly going 'okay, but in the next scene --'

Nope, it's just That the whole time.

They pulled it off, highly recommend.

'crochet this very easy hexagon cardigan' they said, 'it'll be fun, they said.'

gonna spend the next half an hour trying to figure out when this became a dodecahedron.

Alright, gang, my thoughts on @emcandon.bsky.social’s THE ARCHIVE UNDYING are live at @seizethepress.bsky.social now. If you know me, you know that this is setting up a rave review: https://www.seizethepress.com/2023/09/04/gillan-review-thearchiveundying-stp8/

I don't know what's in the pomade my barber uses, but every day after a haircut I wake up to The Stupidest Cat trying to chew a hole in my scalp.

I love a zesty Change The Bus Routes With No Warning. Really makes the mental illnesses pop.

CONVEYOR BELT HOT POT

KAITEN SHABU SHABU

truly I am blessed

(and then we will fight for the title of Wife Guy)

Acrimoniously parted because one of them needs to do a Big Stupid, you say???

Finally playing FFX HD and the story so far is astonishingly well constructed when I'm too old for Tidus to trap me in a crippling feedback loop of Awkward Teenager.

Emma's constantly telling people that I'm a responsible, reasonable adult who takes good care of her when in reality when she leaves me alone for more than 24 hours it's all 'dear diary, i have consumed nothing but pasta salad and diet coke. the closets are organized. i have no clean clothes.'

Subject Matter Expert: imparts unique and fascinating information.

My one desperate, normal brain cell, holding all the others hostage: if we blurt out so much as ONE Thing I Learned From YouTube so help me god, we're all going down with this ship.

ME: I should eat an entire bag of jelly beans for dinner
MY FAITHFUL VIZIER, FACE MASKED BY SHADOW: most wise, my liege

Being married to @emcandon.bsky.social means spending the car ride home creating increasingly dumb scenarios for what The Archive Undying characters would do in an escape room.

(The short answer is always 'bodily harm.')

I want my every word on this website to be accompanied by Pigeon's vacuous, judgemental stare.