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Helluva Bottom Carter
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A good Christian bitch.
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Remember when Hollywood tried to convince us that Kate Winslet was fat?
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is very “ripped from the headlines.” #Elsbeth
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is not the place to be when you’re grieving, believe me bubba
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I was waffling between two service events next weekend and finding a reason to feel guilty for not attending them. I decided to skip both and I don’t feel no way about it. Sometimes you gotta put into yourself.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Another fun sapphic event in the books. A woman asked me if I had a backpack. I was like “no. I’m looking for someone with one so we gotta be friends”
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My God on today.
FINAL: Vikings get a shutout win in J.J. McCarthy's return!
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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-Mormons
i was letting it soak 🥴
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Because of course he did.
for added context: Matt Barnes allegedly sent over $60k to an ai thinking it was a IG baddie
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Total help me sing.
i miss being in a relationship but i am nowhere near ready to even date fr
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I was just called chic and I almost exploded into a pile of glitter. This is why I made this beret my entire personality for 4 months after I came back from Paris.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Actually very excited to be going to church today. Too bad I’m running late. 🙃
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My husband in my mind.
Happy 60th birthday to Jeffrey Wright!
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Because WHY was this MF still in school?
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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He watered his plants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Babyface put his FOOT in this.
Madonna released "Take A Bow" as the second single from 'Bedtime Stories' 31 years ago on December 6, 1994

album.ink/MadonnaBdtm
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My stepdad used to keep a bowl of nuts in the shells in the house. I had a strong want for some shelled nuts so I bought a nutcracker and a big bag. I’m in heaven.
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Bout to put a lil nog in my espresso martini for my first/last drink of the week.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Back In The Day
I Want You
Danger
What are your favorite songs from Erykah Badu's 'Worldwide Underground' (2003)? | Listen to the album + explore our tribute here: album.ink/EBaduWU
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Be an original!
Take a stand! You’re free to say no.
Don’t let a friend push in to taking drugs.
You’ve got a riiiiiight to say no!
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun. #SLOMWReunion
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s funny in the rear view

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Baby Steps by Olivia Dean on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:17
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December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I know they didn’t think Senior was gonna go down without a fight. #Matlock
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bout to use my free will to make my way downtown. I will be walking fast and passing faces before I’m homebound.

But first let me get this lil workout in.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM