Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill went of a rage-fueled crusade to kill the Russian gangster who did it.

Little bunny Fu Fu
Hoppin' through the Forest scoopin' up the apples and throwing them onto police from a cedar tree downtown.

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Outside the Circle K.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And took Miss Muffet on a most excellent adventure through time and space.

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily,
Life is but is a computer generated dream world, built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this.
[holds up a copper-top D cell battery]

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating a Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a Plumb
And said "I know Kung-fu."