The @newyorker.com Cartoon Caption Contest wouldn't recognize the prescription symbol, so I'm going to have to subject all of you to my submission instead.

Boomers when they turned 40:
The Big Chill! Thirty Something! We're not old! Check out my sports car! I have a stud in one ear!
Gen X when they turned forty:

"I leave you my portrait so that you will have my presence all the days and nights that I am away from you.
Also, after I die could you put my face on purses and shit like that?"
-Frida Kahlo

#dryerase

And lo! A figure did appear upon the pulpit, bathed in a great light. He held aloft an orb inscribed with a sacrament, And he was saying "I twenty-seven!" Then he bestowed great gifts upon the chosen who were crying "Bingo! Bingo!" For Bingo was his name-o.

What do you want for your salad? Iceberg?
Nah, I'm more of a

Now's the time to buy, apparently.

How to identify the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

This car looks like it's about to tell me that I could have a really bright future, if I just learn to apply myself.

A wonderful photo of the That-One-Time-Randy-Johnson-Threw-A-Pitch-That-Hit-A-Bird Nebula.

Alignment: chaotic neutral
Hit Points: 1
Charisma: 20

Nice try, apex predator.

Can we all just agree to stop naming things "Rising," "Ascension," "Redemption," "Apocalypse," or whatever subject inversion authors are using to make their book sound important?

Youtube is, apparently, sick of my shit.