Guys of New York
@newyorkguys.bsky.social
A list of real guys observed in New York City.
Posts written by Some Guy, (he/him).
(trans guys and nonbinary guys are guys)
Posts written by Some Guy, (he/him).
(trans guys and nonbinary guys are guys)
Old guy in a Hawaiian shirt and aviators, who’s clearly been here forever, on his phone talking through the logistics of how find a relative to claim the body of his Stuy Town, neighbor, who was a hoarder and was dead for a while before she was discovered.
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Old guy in a Hawaiian shirt and aviators, who’s clearly been here forever, on his phone talking through the logistics of how find a relative to claim the body of his Stuy Town, neighbor, who was a hoarder and was dead for a while before she was discovered.
Guy with so little self-awareness that he’s sprinted off an electoral cliff like Wile E. Coyote and doesn’t think he needs golden parachute.
September 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Guy with so little self-awareness that he’s sprinted off an electoral cliff like Wile E. Coyote and doesn’t think he needs golden parachute.
Guy loudly expounding on the weakest parts of atheism to his grandfather on speaker phone while taking a shit at the 20th St NY Public Library branch.
September 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Guy loudly expounding on the weakest parts of atheism to his grandfather on speaker phone while taking a shit at the 20th St NY Public Library branch.
Guy looking at the floor muttering “yo where’s my vape” after getting taken to the ground in a fistfight with his co-worker in front of their boss at a bougie grocery store.
September 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Guy looking at the floor muttering “yo where’s my vape” after getting taken to the ground in a fistfight with his co-worker in front of their boss at a bougie grocery store.
Guy who was robbed.
Go to hell!
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August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Guy who was robbed.
Guy carrying a guitar out of the subway at city hall, wearing a Vietnam-era surplus US army helmet with an Uno Wild Draw 4 card strapped to it instead of the ace of spades.
August 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Guy carrying a guitar out of the subway at city hall, wearing a Vietnam-era surplus US army helmet with an Uno Wild Draw 4 card strapped to it instead of the ace of spades.
Ripped guy with very masculine tattoos and a generally broey vibe who has also chosen to wear his hair, mustache and glasses *exactly* like “Weird Al” Yankovic.
August 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ripped guy with very masculine tattoos and a generally broey vibe who has also chosen to wear his hair, mustache and glasses *exactly* like “Weird Al” Yankovic.
Guy who won an Oscar for playing Idi Amin who had no idea he was being indirectly used to bribe a mayor who has espoused a great interest in Idi Amin.
Here's the clip from Hulu's "Godfather of Harlem" S3E3 featuring a cameo from former mayoral aide Ingrid Lewis-Martin.
@manhattanda.bsky.social revealed that she got this role thanks to the Argentos, who run Broadway Stages. In return, Lewis-Martin stopped safety improvements on McGuinness.
@manhattanda.bsky.social revealed that she got this role thanks to the Argentos, who run Broadway Stages. In return, Lewis-Martin stopped safety improvements on McGuinness.
August 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Guy who won an Oscar for playing Idi Amin who had no idea he was being indirectly used to bribe a mayor who has espoused a great interest in Idi Amin.
Guy in his early sixties with shoulder length curly white hair who is wearing vintage pac man sweatpants.
August 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Guy in his early sixties with shoulder length curly white hair who is wearing vintage pac man sweatpants.
Guy with a very specific grievance who is correct.
Have said this and I will say it again: weekly fare-capping is great for people who don’t want a monthly, but it is not a replacement for those who do. I am TIRED of having 40 separate transactions on my bank statement each month. I want to pay once a month & not think about it again.
If you're participating in the public hearings on the fare hikes, a few points:
1. Bring back a 30-day or month-based unlimited ride option.
2. The proposed changes to commuter rail fare validation policies and ticket expiration periods are extremely rider-hostile.
1. Bring back a 30-day or month-based unlimited ride option.
2. The proposed changes to commuter rail fare validation policies and ticket expiration periods are extremely rider-hostile.
August 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Guy with a very specific grievance who is correct.
Utterly gigantic guy leaning to his side on a marble bench while performing a simple but very convincing bird call.
August 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Utterly gigantic guy leaning to his side on a marble bench while performing a simple but very convincing bird call.
Guy who is happy about his new 14th floor apartment because he can now walk around naked and “the only thing that’s seeing my ass is the birds and the drones”.
August 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Guy who is happy about his new 14th floor apartment because he can now walk around naked and “the only thing that’s seeing my ass is the birds and the drones”.