Twitter has finally fucked itself enough that I am here. I can't even find my people over there since the new update.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Twitter has finally fucked itself enough that I am here. I can't even find my people over there since the new update.
I miss my tweeps.
September 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I miss my tweeps.
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I would like one day without some new crisis developing. Just one. That would be really nice.
April 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I would like one day without some new crisis developing. Just one. That would be really nice.
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I don't care how weak I am. On April fifth, I will be out there marching in the protest.
March 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I don't care how weak I am. On April fifth, I will be out there marching in the protest.
I'm actually crying. I'm so disgusted
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm actually crying. I'm so disgusted
It's not a state of the union. It's a bunch of deranged lies. This is sick. This is an utter shit show. When this man destroys our constitution and our country in a few months. I SURE THE HELL HOPE ALL THE MAGGOTS ARE HAPPY.
I'm gonna stroke out.
I'm gonna stroke out.
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's not a state of the union. It's a bunch of deranged lies. This is sick. This is an utter shit show. When this man destroys our constitution and our country in a few months. I SURE THE HELL HOPE ALL THE MAGGOTS ARE HAPPY.
I'm gonna stroke out.
I'm gonna stroke out.
My Boscoyo carried these in his pocket or wallet from childhood. He was extremely superstitious and also a professional gambler. He swore they protected him. Before he died, he mailed them to me along with a lengthy letter. I treasure them. I hold them.
The things we carry.
The things we carry.
March 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My Boscoyo carried these in his pocket or wallet from childhood. He was extremely superstitious and also a professional gambler. He swore they protected him. Before he died, he mailed them to me along with a lengthy letter. I treasure them. I hold them.
The things we carry.
The things we carry.
Hive mind. If you have an iPhone locked by fingerprint, face, and code, why would you have a burner phone hidden amongst your things?
March 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hive mind. If you have an iPhone locked by fingerprint, face, and code, why would you have a burner phone hidden amongst your things?
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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
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Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yes
I thought I had seen the worst in life.
Jesus... this country is whack
Jesus... this country is whack
February 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I thought I had seen the worst in life.
Jesus... this country is whack
Jesus... this country is whack
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Sometimes, I wish I could hear certain songs and music for the first time again. No matter how much I grow to love the song, or music in general, the first time it hits is so unique.
February 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Sometimes, I wish I could hear certain songs and music for the first time again. No matter how much I grow to love the song, or music in general, the first time it hits is so unique.
I want to come back as a lap dog.
With second place at purse sling dog...
And final and noble third place... A Great Dane.
With second place at purse sling dog...
And final and noble third place... A Great Dane.
February 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I want to come back as a lap dog.
With second place at purse sling dog...
And final and noble third place... A Great Dane.
With second place at purse sling dog...
And final and noble third place... A Great Dane.
Social media used to feel so much different. Or maybe it's me who's different. But it doesn't feel like the voice in the dark or the hive of like minds.
February 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Social media used to feel so much different. Or maybe it's me who's different. But it doesn't feel like the voice in the dark or the hive of like minds.
Now I've moved on to chinese and this magnificent prosecco. I hope to be properly buzzed by midnight. Got to celebrate every birthday like it's your last.
February 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Now I've moved on to chinese and this magnificent prosecco. I hope to be properly buzzed by midnight. Got to celebrate every birthday like it's your last.
I started the evening with an espresso martini and White Lotus, season two. Just a few short hours, and then it's the start of my birthday.
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I started the evening with an espresso martini and White Lotus, season two. Just a few short hours, and then it's the start of my birthday.
I'm at a bar alone in a small mountain town, drinking ice cold coors light. I have a dog bite on my foot, and the bar is pretty full for 2:20 in the afternoon. This is either going to be a Hallmark Movie or a 20/20 episode
February 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm at a bar alone in a small mountain town, drinking ice cold coors light. I have a dog bite on my foot, and the bar is pretty full for 2:20 in the afternoon. This is either going to be a Hallmark Movie or a 20/20 episode
I just want be as hot as Kevin Costner and Cher's love child would have been.
February 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I just want be as hot as Kevin Costner and Cher's love child would have been.
There is not a day that passes that I don't tell my dogs how much I love them.
February 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
There is not a day that passes that I don't tell my dogs how much I love them.
Today Eric and Tree... my friends and landlords of the property I live on bought 40 pounds of Colombian coffee in fear that coffee prices are going to skyrocket.
I can't make this shit up.
I can't make this shit up.
February 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Today Eric and Tree... my friends and landlords of the property I live on bought 40 pounds of Colombian coffee in fear that coffee prices are going to skyrocket.
I can't make this shit up.
I can't make this shit up.