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NewsUndies - All The News That Shouldn't Be News
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An absurdist and existential look at the news and whatnots
"We can't show you the proof! That would prove it!" -- Keith Olbermann summarizing the DOJ's response to blow-back over the multitudinous redactions and removals of relevant content from the "Epstein Files"
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A merciful and loving god would have dropped a series of bank vaults full of pianos full of anvils on this goofy roid-raged Nazi dipshit until he was finally, mercifully, reduced to a fine paste suitable for disposal in the nearest wastewater stream. ...and would have done so a long time ago. alas
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Let's just assume he's right. Let's just say the Democratic party is so irretrievably corrupt that evidence in the hands of Mike Lindell.... woof... will cause the party to implode. OK. Some other party will come to take its place. None of that makes what the GOP is doing "good".
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
...and that also goes for fast food restaurants and Dunkin'. Jesse M. Christmas. Just turn it off.
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
To be clear, there is garlic, there are vehicles for delivering garlic, and there are obstructions to getting more garlic. That is the entirety of the universe.
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I want to have to part the toasted garlic nubbins with my full hands, digging, elbow-deep, to find the crouton.
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Yeah, that's fair. I struggle with the "separating the art from the artist" thing. I'd already spent the money, I already own the media, and, frankly, I like the content (denuded of any beliefs or acts of those involved in creating it). Similar issue with Graham Linehan and many others.
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
He's doing tremendous things for his country... like preparing for the end of fossil fuels. Don't get me wrong... I'm pretty sure MBS is a monster of epic proportions. On that one point, though, I think he may be on to something.
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
So is this the *first* "Weekend At Bernie's" photo of Danold J. Tmurp? The strained, duress smile, the "I don't know what horizontal is anymore" thumbs-up. That is the look of someone who not only doesn't know what day it is, but doesn't know *what* a day *is*. It can only good happen.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM