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I invite the Vice President to provide 3 examples of justifications for bigotry that don't curl the curl the toes of anyone who is not a White Nationalist.
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Vance refuses to set red lines over bigotry at Turning Point USA's convention
Vice President JD Vance acknowledged the controversies that dominated the Turning Point conference, but he did not define any boundaries for the conservative movement besides patriotism.
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December 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I invite the Vice President to provide 3 examples of justifications for bigotry that don't curl the curl the toes of anyone who is not a White Nationalist.
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In re release of Epstein files... were I a smart man, I'd have bought up all the Avery-Dennison shares I could. I can't imagine how many Marks-A-Lot pens they went through redacting all that shit.... wait... I'll bet they used SKILCRAFT. Damn!
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
In re release of Epstein files... were I a smart man, I'd have bought up all the Avery-Dennison shares I could. I can't imagine how many Marks-A-Lot pens they went through redacting all that shit.... wait... I'll bet they used SKILCRAFT. Damn!
I just threw up in your mouth a little.
12/14/25 - In our lobby of our beautiful White House! https://www.reddit.com/r/trumptweets/comments/1pmqypn/121425_in_our_lobby_of_our_beautiful_white_house/
#truthsocial #trump
#truthsocial #trump
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I just threw up in your mouth a little.
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12/14/25 - In our lobby of our beautiful White House! https://www.reddit.com/r/trumptweets/comments/1pmqypn/121425_in_our_lobby_of_our_beautiful_white_house/
#truthsocial #trump
#truthsocial #trump
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
12/14/25 - In our lobby of our beautiful White House! https://www.reddit.com/r/trumptweets/comments/1pmqypn/121425_in_our_lobby_of_our_beautiful_white_house/
#truthsocial #trump
#truthsocial #trump
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Well, shit.
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Live updates: Rob Reiner and wife Michele dead, LAPD investigating apparent homicide at director’s home | CNN
Two people have been found dead at the home of Hollywood director Rob Reiner, officials said.
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December 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Well, shit.
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Things are bad. Piers Morgan is "the sane one" in a conversation with someone who is not a committed inmate in a psychiatric care facility.
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Things are bad. Piers Morgan is "the sane one" in a conversation with someone who is not a committed inmate in a psychiatric care facility.
Well, that only took 3 years. Any chance you'll be abandoning Meta's networks as well?
The European Federation of Journalists (EFJ) announced that it will no longer publish content on Elon Musk’s platform, X. The organization said it can “no longer ethically participate in a social network that its owner has transformed into a machine of disinformation and propaganda.”
European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X
The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Well, that only took 3 years. Any chance you'll be abandoning Meta's networks as well?
Kelsey Grammer is such an enigma. I really enjoy Frasier (the original) and Down Periscope... I already own them on DVD, so I guess I'm not contributing to funding his Trump sycophancy by watching the media I already own. Still. It's sad. You hate to see it.
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Kelsey Grammer is such an enigma. I really enjoy Frasier (the original) and Down Periscope... I already own them on DVD, so I guess I'm not contributing to funding his Trump sycophancy by watching the media I already own. Still. It's sad. You hate to see it.
Way to stay on top of things, Google! Doesn't even show up as "Temporarily Closed"! Look, you guys, you paid for it! ...well, your shareholders did. The least you could do is provide a progress report for your shareholders! #eastwing #trumpballroom #corruption
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Way to stay on top of things, Google! Doesn't even show up as "Temporarily Closed"! Look, you guys, you paid for it! ...well, your shareholders did. The least you could do is provide a progress report for your shareholders! #eastwing #trumpballroom #corruption
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Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
While the "he was shot on stage in front of his wife and kids" thing is messed up and bad, the fact that Charlie Kirk is no longer a voice in US politics is a welcomed respite from the self-important, holier-than-thou, disingenuous drivel coming from the right.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
While the "he was shot on stage in front of his wife and kids" thing is messed up and bad, the fact that Charlie Kirk is no longer a voice in US politics is a welcomed respite from the self-important, holier-than-thou, disingenuous drivel coming from the right.
In other news, I'm really bad at remembering to put hastags on things... and when I do it's an afterthought #hashtag #afterthought #ohcrap
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In other news, I'm really bad at remembering to put hastags on things... and when I do it's an afterthought #hashtag #afterthought #ohcrap
This is a thing. It affects all. Make your voice heard www.eff.org/deeplinks/20... #patents #patenttrolls #knifeandfork
The Patent Office Is About To Make Bad Patents Untouchable
The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) has proposed new rules that would effectively end the public’s ability to challenge improperly granted patents at the Patent Office itself. We need EFF sup...
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November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is a thing. It affects all. Make your voice heard www.eff.org/deeplinks/20... #patents #patenttrolls #knifeandfork
...so, that old trope about a gun compensating for inadequacies in a man's ... manhood.... I have so many questions.
Colton Moore is the state senator for Greene’s district. My guess is he’s probably going to run for her seat. From his wedding …
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
...so, that old trope about a gun compensating for inadequacies in a man's ... manhood.... I have so many questions.
Thanks, CNN! I had no idea $0.04 was more than $0.01. That, alone was worth the $0.00 it cost me to read that!
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thanks, CNN! I had no idea $0.04 was more than $0.01. That, alone was worth the $0.00 it cost me to read that!
I challenge Bill Gates to Shut The Fuck Up. No respect needed. Let's see if he can do it. #BillGates #STFU
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Respectfully, Bill Gates needs to shut up
The tech billionaire's climate pivot is cowardly—and profoundly unhelpful.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I challenge Bill Gates to Shut The Fuck Up. No respect needed. Let's see if he can do it. #BillGates #STFU
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Y'know... I don't feel bad about not "respectfully" telling Bill Gates to "shut up"... in fact, I'll happily tell Bill Gates to "shut the fuck up". Hey, Bill Gates: Shut the fuck up. #BillGates #Climate #STFU
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Y'know... I don't feel bad about not "respectfully" telling Bill Gates to "shut up"... in fact, I'll happily tell Bill Gates to "shut the fuck up". Hey, Bill Gates: Shut the fuck up. #BillGates #Climate #STFU
In other news, nothing says, "This restaurant is doing great, and I can't wait to see what fresh ideas the new management brings!" like being sold to a private equity firm. Mmm... I can just taste the cost being wrung out of already notoriously thin margins!
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November 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
In other news, nothing says, "This restaurant is doing great, and I can't wait to see what fresh ideas the new management brings!" like being sold to a private equity firm. Mmm... I can just taste the cost being wrung out of already notoriously thin margins!
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Finally, and I do mean finally. We all saw this coming, didn't we? Dick Cheney: DEAD!
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Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics
Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...
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November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Finally, and I do mean finally. We all saw this coming, didn't we? Dick Cheney: DEAD!
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Ha. Ha.
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ha. Ha.
...and who determines who is a "Democrat"? I mean.. fuck Danold Tmurp and everything... but EVEN IF Democrats *deserve* being "take[n] care of" (whatever the fuck THAT means)... is this based on self-identification, or ... what? Does HE get to pick who gets "take[n] care of"?
Just a fucking disgrace that any president would say this to active duty military. But I expect it from this asshole, who has never respected the apolitical military tradition we’ve had since Washington. No, what’s more disgraceful is the silence of Republican vets in Congress.
October 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
...and who determines who is a "Democrat"? I mean.. fuck Danold Tmurp and everything... but EVEN IF Democrats *deserve* being "take[n] care of" (whatever the fuck THAT means)... is this based on self-identification, or ... what? Does HE get to pick who gets "take[n] care of"?
Well, if he wants be dead two years ago (and stay dead) so he can be on a coin today... I'd be OK with that. Also, Jesus Fucking Christ.
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$1 Trump coin is ‘real,’ US Treasurer says | CNN Business
A portrait of President Donald Trump may be featured on a commemorative $1 coin issued by the United States Mint in honor of America’s 250th birthday in 2026, according to first drafts of the images c...
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October 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Well, if he wants be dead two years ago (and stay dead) so he can be on a coin today... I'd be OK with that. Also, Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Here's "The Atlantic" sticking "The Atlanding" by reporting on a fact that has been obvious since at least 2017. "Not Okay" is possibly the greatest underestimation of seriousness since Dr. W. Kemp Clark suggested that John Kennedy could "walk it off"
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The Commander in Chief Is Not Okay
Trump put on a disturbing show for America’s generals and admirals.
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October 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Here's "The Atlantic" sticking "The Atlanding" by reporting on a fact that has been obvious since at least 2017. "Not Okay" is possibly the greatest underestimation of seriousness since Dr. W. Kemp Clark suggested that John Kennedy could "walk it off"
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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