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The News, But In Klingon™
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Fearlessly reporting events from Earth to the whole of the Empire. Authentic translation provided by actual Klingons and not some crappy AI.

Klingons © Paramount Pictures, but what about fair use of the language, you ask? It's complicated.
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Hov leng ghot DamuSchu'bogh mIllogh yIcha'. yIqarHa'.
tlhIngan 'oH'a' yoqvam'e'? ghobe', *che'ron tera'* much ngebwI' 'oH.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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The Shakespeare references are obvious in ST6 but less well remembered are the many allusions to the Klingons (or at least some Klingons) as Nazis. It was in this movie that the set designers came up with this visually - um - arresting treatment of the Imperial trefoil.
August 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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HIp Seghvam lutuQ tlhIngan loD puS. 'ach bIlugh, lutuQbogh be' law' law' lutuQbogh loD law' puS.

*A few Klingon men wear this kind of uniform. But you are right, it is more commonly worn by women.
Klingon helmsman from the film Star Trek: Generations, seen wearing an open-chest style uniform. Yes, these are seen more commonly on the female of the species. In-universe, the explanation is that some Klingons show their pride in their fighting prowess by exposing themselves to frontal attack. But of course this is to ellide the sad real-world explanation, that too often the production team of TNG made pathetically sexist creative decisions.
June 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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voDleH wIHev!
qeylIS lIjlaHbe'bogh vay'
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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taghpu' ‹met› lop'a'! mabvam yIbuStaH. tlhIm Doq Sut tu'qom De' DaHev.
mIlloghvamDaq Dojqu' wo'rIv mogh puqloD. mep weSjech nIvnav tuQ. SuD 'ej wov.

#met #metgala #metgala2025
The Met Gala has begun! Stay tuned to this account for all the latest fashion updates from the red carpet. Here Worf, son of Mogh, dazzles in mustard yellow poly blend pyjama ensemble.
May 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Hoghvam mIneSota SepDaq DIr Hurgh ghajbogh loDHom tIch be'. maw'qu'bogh mu' lo'. wanI'vam HaSta' ta jonlu' 'ej 'InternetDaq lablu'. bI'reS, be'vam luqeH ghotpu' law'. ghIq lutungHa'choH latlhpu' 'ej ghaHvaD Huch lughaq. QInvam vIqontaHvIS, vagh bIp Da'lar Suqpu'. Qu'vatlh! rut Su'up, tera'nganpu'.
quvHa' tera'ngan law'. 'ach tera'nganvam quvHa' law', HochHom tera'nganpu' quvHa' puS.
May 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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vaghvatlh wejmaH 'aSrayla' 'ambay yotlh'a' butDaq HumanDajvo' nargh ‹‹DaQHun›› qovIj. wa'Hu' tagha' jonlu'. machqu' qovIj ‹‹val'e'rIy›› 'ach qaStaHvIS wa'maH Soch tera' jarmey Hatlh tlhay'Ha'Daq taHlaH.

SuwvI' qa' DachovmeH tu'qomDaj yIlo'Qo'!
Dun SuvwI'vam 'ej HoSghaj.
April 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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cha'Hu' barat «qaSmIr» mIchDaq cha'maH jav ghotpu' chot vIrveq HoHwI'pu'. DaH wanI'vammo' vang barat qum. jIlDaj paqIStan pIch. qaSpa' tera' jar loS jaj cha'maH Hut baratvo' lumejnIS Hoch paqIStan rewbe' 'e' poQ qum.
«qaSmIr» mIch HuDmey 'lH Hatlh je cha' mIlloghvam. 'IHqu' mIchvam 'ach qaStaHvIS DIS law' luSeHmeH botchuq barat paqIStan je.
April 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Heghpu' QISten lalDan roma' DIvI' maqlegh'a' wa'DIch vIranSIS.
Sut chiS tuQbogh tera'ngan maqlegh yItu'.
April 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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'amerI'qa' qum beylI''a' DevwI' jerom powIl SughHa' neHlaw' Sep DevwI' tI'ramp. Sep Huch ngoch SeHchu' neH tI'ramp. Qu'vam DIgh tI'ramp ghaytan 'e' lubot chutmey. 'ach ghaytan chut buSHa' tI'ramp 'ej nID.

tlhabbe'choHchugh 'amerI'qa' qum beylI''a', ghurbej Sepvam Huch qugh Do.
Huch QeD pIn jerom powIl cha' mIlloghvam
April 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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wa'Hu' ram rIn qa'naDa' DevwI' cho' ngachmeH qaD cha'DIch. cha' Hol chap ghov Sep loH; DIvI' Hol, vIraS Hol je bIH. wa'Hu' ram qaS DIvI' Hol ngachmeH qaD; nungbogh ram qaS vIraS Hol ngachmeH qaD. po'ba' 'oSwI'pu' 'ej Doj, 'ach yonHa'taH ja'wI'vam. ghorgh qaS tlhIngan Hol ngachmeH qaD???
#Canada
ngachchuqlI' loS qa'naDa'ngan. mech Sep 'e' lurIch. Sep buQ DevwI' tI'ramp 'e' lurIch je. tera' poH jar loS jaj cha'maH chorghDIch lap qa'naDa' rewbe'.
April 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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wa'Hu' qum juH qach chISDaq 'el SalvaDor HI' buqe'ley ghom tI'ramp. «qo' HI' vIlchu'» pong'egh buqe'ley. DaH DevwI' SeghvamvaD jupna'Daj Da 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa'. 😡
buqe'ley ghom tI'ramp. gho lang vummeH pa' tlhoy'mey tItu'. bIHvaD qol'om qeQ velmoHta' tI'ramp.
April 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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DaHjaj raSya' ta'vam qIch neH Soch Sep ghom'a'. 'ach vang 'e' bot 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa'.
rojmeH SutlhtaHvIS raSya' 'amerI'qa' je, wanI' qIchQo' tI'ramp qum. 'e' QIj qum.
'ach HI' Ho'ba' tI'ramp 'ej putIn boq neHlaw'.
cha' vum tItu'. wa'vaD HeSwI''a' Dalu'. veS HeSwI'a', chotwI' je ghaH latlh'e'.
April 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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jaj wa' ret 'uqrayI'na veng «SumIy» HIv raSya' QI'. wejmaH vagh ghotpu' HoHlu' 'ej rIQ wa'vatlh ghotpu' rav. qaStaHvIS «tera' SeH'e' jaj» lalDan yupma' mup cha; batlhHa' vangqa' raSya' yotwI'pu'.
lupwI' Qaw'lu'bogh yItu'.
April 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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qo' Huch pat, 'amerI'qa' beylI' pat je QIHqu'taH DevwI' tI'ramp mechmeH ngochmey chulHa'. maw' ghaH 'e' luSIvchoH ghot.

'otHa'wI' ghuH: maw'qu'.

#tariffs #trump #recession
tera'ngan moH yItu'. Doq qabDaj, beqpuj rur. 'ach Doq nItlhDu'Daj 'ej wov. qatlh pIm porgh 'ay'Du'Daj tu'qom? taQ Humanpu'.
April 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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lojmItjaj ret 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' rav wa'SaD vengmeyDaq qaS morghmeH qep. DevwI' tI'ramp qum ngoch mIgh naDHa' 'uy'mey 'amerI'qa'nganpu'.
#handsoff #protests
nubejtaH qo'. batlh ma'omtaH net poQ!
April 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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qaSpa' buqer SoQ'a', 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' yejquv SoQ'a' 'aqroS patlh cherta' 'oSwI' Sutram tlhermonD. Seghmeyqoq chevtaHmeH chabal bop SoQ'a'Daj. vaj SoQ'a' 'aqroS patlhDaj qavmeH chav DIr Hurgh ghajwI' net Ho'!
tera'ngan Qovpatlh Sutram tlhermonD. tay'Ha' Human Seghmeyqoq 'e' tlheb. 'ach DIr Hurgh ghajbogh be' ngagh 'e' pegh. puqchaj pegh je. ghe'torDaq HeghwI' quvHa' muvjaj!
April 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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qen qaStaHvIS cha'maH vagh tera' rep 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' yejquv pa'Daq jatlhtaHqu' jerSIy chu' 'oSwI' qor'Iy buqer. DevwI' tI'ramp ngochmey mIgh morghmeH vang. Qongbe' buqer. turmIq ghImmeH mevbe'law'. ta'vam chavmeH SIQqu'.
jerSIy chu' 'oSwI' buqer.
April 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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wa'Hu' vIraSDaq ‹‹Sep qep›› boq DevwI' ma'rIyn le'pen bIj bo'DIj'a'. boqDaj Huch nIHta' ghaH. meqmo', qaStaHvIS vagh DIS veb Sep DevwI' mojmeH 'ov net bot. SIbI' morgh le'pen. yoj qaD 'e' lay'.

#lepen #France
Quch Hab ghajbogh tera'ngan HeSwI' quvHa' qab Dalegh'a'? vIlegh.
April 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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DaHjaj Qomqu' mIyama Sep. jelDI' yav Soch vI' Soch «rIQtar» patlh tu'lu'. pum qach law'. rIQpu' ghotpu' law' net Har.
qach Qaw'lu'pu'bogh yItu'.
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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DaHjaj qaS beSbal jaj wa'DIch! Qapjaj ghom DamaSchu'bogh.
qun beSbal QujwI' qellu'DI', wo'rIv mogh puqloD Dun law' Hoch Dun puS.
March 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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cha'Hu' tawDaq DuSaQ'a' ghojwI' nov luquchta' qum Duy. qabDu'chaj So'. HeS'a' ghojwI'? ghobe'. turIqya'ngan ghaH 'ej Sepvam SuchlI'. 'ISla'am lalDan vIlle' ghaH je. wa'logh vIlaStIngan DIbmey bopbogh ghItlh'e' bonta'. HI'tuy DachoH 'a'ren qumvam.
be'Hom mob luqop qum Duy law'. qarDaS wa'DIchDaq romuluSDaq joq qaStaH wanI'vam 'e' vIjallaH. ngeD Qu'. 'ach 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa'Daq qaStaH not 'e' vI'aq.
March 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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wa'Hu' yay'moHmeH De' 'anglu'. may' nab lurIchmeH chaH, rI'Se' Hat lulo'ta' tI'ramp qum Hub yaS ghom. tlhIbmo' chaH, ghom muv jangwI' bong 'e' luchaw'. QI' pegh ngaQHa'moH quvHa' toppa'meyvam.
#groupchat #houthis #Yemen #Hegseth
jav tera'ngan petaQ.
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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chovnatlhwIj nIv law' chovnatlhlIj nIv puS.
nav 'uchtaH 'amerI'qa' SepjIjqa' DevwI''a' Deq Ha'rI 'eS tIruman. navDaq pIqaD mu'tlhegh tu'lu'. «tI'ruman jegh Du'Iy» bIH mu'mey'e'.
March 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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meyIn Sep buQ DevwI' tI'ramp. qatlh? wa' wen ghaH qaD qumwI'. DaH tlhIj qumwI''e' 'e' poQ tI'ramp. batlhHa' vangba'taH tI'ramp. petaQ ghaH.
March 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM