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The News, But In Klingon™
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Fearlessly reporting events from Earth to the whole of the Empire. Authentic translation provided by actual Klingons and not some crappy AI.

Klingons © Paramount Pictures, but what about fair use of the language, you ask? It's complicated.
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The News, But In Klingon™ @newsinklingon.bsky.social · Apr 15
HItlha', tera'ngan nuchpu'!
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Hov leng ghot DamuSchu'bogh mIllogh yIcha'. yIqarHa'.
tlhIngan 'oH'a' yoqvam'e'? ghobe', *che'ron tera'* much ngebwI' 'oH.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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jIvIt: wejHa' jImaw'choHba'pu'. 'ach tlhIngan Hol neH vIlo'mo' DotlhwIj lutu'laH tlhIngan Hol jatlhwI' vInDa'pu'wI' neH.
internethippo.bsky.social Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · Sep 13
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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'up Sojmeymaj 'e' lujatlh tera'ngan. 🙄
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Oct 8
Honey Bunches of Oats Chicken and Waffles (2019-2019): A special edition item for National Cereal Day, featuring classic Honey Bunches of Oats flakes and clusters, but with the addition of maple-flavored waffle-shaped pieces, and drumstick-shaped pieces flavored with real poultry seasoning
On a red cereal box, a white rooster behind the Honey Bunches of Oats logo crows into a yellow megaphone labeled "limited edition". Beneath him is a white cereal bowl filled with waffle-shaped pieces and drumstick shaped pieces, in milk
June 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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qaStaHvIS DIS law' tuqjIjQa' HIv raSya'. 'ach peghpu' noHvam; qaSpa' wej ben vaQ ‹putIn› 'e' 'angbe' ghaH.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Russia is at war with Britain and US is no longer a reliable ally, UK adviser says
Government defence expert Fiona Hill warns UK to respond to threats by becoming more cohesive and resilient
www.theguardian.com
June 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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tagha' belmoHbogh De' wIQumlaH. wa'Hu' ram be'vam chun jonHa'lu'pu'.
aclu.org ACLU @aclu.org · May 9
Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies.

📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro
Two woman walking and embracing each other in front of an ICE detention center. The woman on the left is wearing a black dress and heels. The woman on the right is smiling and wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. Members of the press are in the background. Two women standing, smiling, and embracing each other with grass, water, and the sky in the background. The woman on the left is wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. The woman on the right is wearing a black dress. Two woman stand next to each other and hold onto one another. The woman on the left is wearing a black dress. The woman on the right is smiling and wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. In the background is the fence of an ICE detention center.
May 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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voDleH wIHev!
qeylIS lIjlaHbe'bogh vay'
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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DaHjaj tagh QISten lalDan roma' maqlegh'a' wa'DIch veb wIvmeH mIw'. roma' lubejlI' Hoch mInDu'. nargh tlhIch chIS 'eng 'e' luloS.
May 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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taghpu' ‹met› lop'a'! mabvam yIbuStaH. tlhIm Doq Sut tu'qom De' DaHev.
mIlloghvamDaq Dojqu' wo'rIv mogh puqloD. mep weSjech nIvnav tuQ. SuD 'ej wov.

#met #metgala #metgala2025
The Met Gala has begun! Stay tuned to this account for all the latest fashion updates from the red carpet. Here Worf, son of Mogh, dazzles in mustard yellow poly blend pyjama ensemble.
May 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Hoghvam mIneSota SepDaq DIr Hurgh ghajbogh loDHom tIch be'. maw'qu'bogh mu' lo'. wanI'vam HaSta' ta jonlu' 'ej 'InternetDaq lablu'. bI'reS, be'vam luqeH ghotpu' law'. ghIq lutungHa'choH latlhpu' 'ej ghaHvaD Huch lughaq. QInvam vIqontaHvIS, vagh bIp Da'lar Suqpu'. Qu'vatlh! rut Su'up, tera'nganpu'.
quvHa' tera'ngan law'. 'ach tera'nganvam quvHa' law', HochHom tera'nganpu' quvHa' puS.
May 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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vaghvatlh wejmaH 'aSrayla' 'ambay yotlh'a' butDaq HumanDajvo' nargh ‹‹DaQHun›› qovIj. wa'Hu' tagha' jonlu'. machqu' qovIj ‹‹val'e'rIy›› 'ach qaStaHvIS wa'maH Soch tera' jarmey Hatlh tlhay'Ha'Daq taHlaH.

SuwvI' qa' DachovmeH tu'qomDaj yIlo'Qo'!
Dun SuvwI'vam 'ej HoSghaj.
April 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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cha'Hu' barat «qaSmIr» mIchDaq cha'maH jav ghotpu' chot vIrveq HoHwI'pu'. DaH wanI'vammo' vang barat qum. jIlDaj paqIStan pIch. qaSpa' tera' jar loS jaj cha'maH Hut baratvo' lumejnIS Hoch paqIStan rewbe' 'e' poQ qum.
«qaSmIr» mIch HuDmey 'lH Hatlh je cha' mIlloghvam. 'IHqu' mIchvam 'ach qaStaHvIS DIS law' luSeHmeH botchuq barat paqIStan je.
April 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Heghpu' QISten lalDan roma' DIvI' maqlegh'a' wa'DIch vIranSIS.
Sut chiS tuQbogh tera'ngan maqlegh yItu'.
April 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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DaHjaj 'amerI'qa' Daw' taghbogh may' DISjaj cha'vatlh vaghmaHDIch loplu'!
#Concord #Lexington #AmericanRevolution
#shotheardroundtheworld

youtu.be/Y6ikO6LMxF4?...
School House Rock Shot Heard Round the World America Rock
YouTube video by Dr. Gerard Jabbow
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April 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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'amerI'qa' qum beylI''a' DevwI' jerom powIl SughHa' neHlaw' Sep DevwI' tI'ramp. Sep Huch ngoch SeHchu' neH tI'ramp. Qu'vam DIgh tI'ramp ghaytan 'e' lubot chutmey. 'ach ghaytan chut buSHa' tI'ramp 'ej nID.

tlhabbe'choHchugh 'amerI'qa' qum beylI''a', ghurbej Sepvam Huch qugh Do.
Huch QeD pIn jerom powIl cha' mIlloghvam
April 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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wa'Hu' ram rIn qa'naDa' DevwI' cho' ngachmeH qaD cha'DIch. cha' Hol chap ghov Sep loH; DIvI' Hol, vIraS Hol je bIH. wa'Hu' ram qaS DIvI' Hol ngachmeH qaD; nungbogh ram qaS vIraS Hol ngachmeH qaD. po'ba' 'oSwI'pu' 'ej Doj, 'ach yonHa'taH ja'wI'vam. ghorgh qaS tlhIngan Hol ngachmeH qaD???
#Canada
ngachchuqlI' loS qa'naDa'ngan. mech Sep 'e' lurIch. Sep buQ DevwI' tI'ramp 'e' lurIch je. tera' poH jar loS jaj cha'maH chorghDIch lap qa'naDa' rewbe'.
April 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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HItlha', tera'ngan nuchpu'!
April 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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jaj wa' ret 'uqrayI'na veng «SumIy» HIv raSya' QI'. wejmaH vagh ghotpu' HoHlu' 'ej rIQ wa'vatlh ghotpu' rav. qaStaHvIS «tera' SeH'e' jaj» lalDan yupma' mup cha; batlhHa' vangqa' raSya' yotwI'pu'.
lupwI' Qaw'lu'bogh yItu'.
April 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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qo' Huch pat, 'amerI'qa' beylI' pat je QIHqu'taH DevwI' tI'ramp mechmeH ngochmey chulHa'. maw' ghaH 'e' luSIvchoH ghot.

'otHa'wI' ghuH: maw'qu'.

#tariffs #trump #recession
tera'ngan moH yItu'. Doq qabDaj, beqpuj rur. 'ach Doq nItlhDu'Daj 'ej wov. qatlh pIm porgh 'ay'Du'Daj tu'qom? taQ Humanpu'.
April 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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lojmItjaj ret 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' rav wa'SaD vengmeyDaq qaS morghmeH qep. DevwI' tI'ramp qum ngoch mIgh naDHa' 'uy'mey 'amerI'qa'nganpu'.
#handsoff #protests
nubejtaH qo'. batlh ma'omtaH net poQ!
April 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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qen qaStaHvIS cha'maH vagh tera' rep 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' yejquv pa'Daq jatlhtaHqu' jerSIy chu' 'oSwI' qor'Iy buqer. DevwI' tI'ramp ngochmey mIgh morghmeH vang. Qongbe' buqer. turmIq ghImmeH mevbe'law'. ta'vam chavmeH SIQqu'.
jerSIy chu' 'oSwI' buqer.
April 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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mIlloghvam chenmoH yab pargh 'ach vImuSlaHbe'. QaQqu' tlhIngan tu'qom 'ej tlhaQqu'ba' qID.
qurgh.com qurgh @qurgh.com · Apr 2
A two panel comic. In the first panel, one Klingon Warrior says to another Klingon warrior "Doq'a' SuvwI'pu'?". The second warrior replies back with "ghobe', SuD!". Then, in the second panel, both warriors laugh heartily.
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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A two panel comic. In the first panel, one Klingon Warrior says to another Klingon warrior "Doq'a' SuvwI'pu'?". The second warrior replies back with "ghobe', SuD!". Then, in the second panel, both warriors laugh heartily.
April 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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wa'Hu' vIraSDaq ‹‹Sep qep›› boq DevwI' ma'rIyn le'pen bIj bo'DIj'a'. boqDaj Huch nIHta' ghaH. meqmo', qaStaHvIS vagh DIS veb Sep DevwI' mojmeH 'ov net bot. SIbI' morgh le'pen. yoj qaD 'e' lay'.

#lepen #France
Quch Hab ghajbogh tera'ngan HeSwI' quvHa' qab Dalegh'a'? vIlegh.
April 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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DaHjaj Qomqu' mIyama Sep. jelDI' yav Soch vI' Soch «rIQtar» patlh tu'lu'. pum qach law'. rIQpu' ghotpu' law' net Har.
qach Qaw'lu'pu'bogh yItu'.
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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DaHjaj qaS beSbal jaj wa'DIch! Qapjaj ghom DamaSchu'bogh.
qun beSbal QujwI' qellu'DI', wo'rIv mogh puqloD Dun law' Hoch Dun puS.
March 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM