The only time I have ever swung my fists at anybody was at a friend when I was 15 (I immediately felt horrible after) and it was over this very same topic.

Hanging Gardens

probably my first taste of satire as a youngling, either that or Weird Al Yankovic.

Amoeba for sure.

As a kid passenger in the backseat heading home at night from a day of shopping or whatever, I didn’t like that the moon was following us, go away moon!

Astral Chain made me feel this way, despite being one of the best looking games on the Switch 1.

Watched the Gigantic DVD, including the bonus features, so many times that I know this clip is pulled from the Nick Rocks appearance lol

One of my comfort food bands since high school and I’ll never apologize to anyone. seen multiple tours and lapped up every release, solo endeavors, and associated projects like LTE, OSI, Gordian Knot, Jelly Jam, etc.

2002 print ad where Ty put Spyro, Crash, and Sonic in the hospital:

whoa The Great Redneck Hope getting a write-up in 2025. A short-lived CO Springs band made up of ex-members called Signatures opened for Converge once. They had copies of ‘Behold the Fuck Thunder’ (recorded by Kurt Ballou) on vinyl at their table and I flipped out, snagged it for probably 10 bucks.

I just had this realization myself
and was about to tweet it but you already beat me to it by two years. it’s also def 100% true

buy this game if you don’t have it already, you Captain Choads. I also have it for Wii U and 3DS, it’s that good. Free 4K/performance upgrade for Switch 2 as well!

Real ones have already obtained the King Turd collection, but it should be easily accessible to everybody.