I am merging three like my life depends on it.

Epstein killed himself because he was never able to achieve his life long dream of having a client list.

I am looking for a job right now. they should put me in charge of this.

it is too bad Morrissey sucks, because "I had a really good time hanging out what if we got hit by a truck right now?" is such a relatable thought.

would it be like a funny joke if someone put one of those "this machine kills fascists" stickers they make for ukuleles on a gun?

I will save the world, by arguing on the internet.

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just passed a bunch of people going to a creed concert. I hope they have fun at the creed concert, if such a thing is possible.

I can't read this article, but I think I get the idea.

you know what? yeah, every candidate DOES have to be pure enough for me. and you know why? because not even those imperfect candidates who have been willing to negotiate away their values have won any elections. human rights are non negotiatable and Dems do deserve to lose if they can't defend them!

thank god they're going to save the country from elderly people being fed. definitely one of my top concerns as A Voter is that the elderly are getting too much food (enough to barely get by).

I was told to take a break from trying to put together a printing press, because it seemed like it was stressing me out. so to calm down, I will do some scrolling. as long as nothing horrific happens in the world, I am sure this will help.

some starfish can eject their intestines out of their bodies through their mouth to eat their food. but if I did that, I would be kicked out of this applebees.

this neopet is so fucking gay

okay, but it was impossible for the dems to codify Roe v Wade?

surely any moment now I think of something funny to say. something uplifting, inspirational. I can think of no reason why I shouldn't be able to do this at this moment in time.

so what are we doing here, what's the vibe?