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Dr. Frank Sloth
@nihilistneopets.bsky.social
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Evil Genius Overlord And “Creator” Of “Posts”. Not Affiliated With #Neopets Team. Image Assets From http://drsloth.com And/Or http://items.jellyneo.net. Drink Neocola!
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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · Oct 25
Blue Shoyru Neopet poorly edited into the maternity section of a Target with a text bubble that reads, “I’m Dissociating…”
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gielwich.bsky.social
If you're not having fun playing a game, stop friggn' playing it?

The whole point of games is to be a leisure activity to enjoy yourself, so if you end up taking it way too seriously or if it's making you miserable to keep up with it

Just

Don't?

Play something else, your brain will thank you.
puke.bsky.social 퓨̸크̸ "Games 'n Junk" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 12d
Today's video game discourse calling
The green goblin mask threateningly hanging from a dumpster
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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goodboytown.bsky.social
time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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ghirga.bsky.social
anyone wanna come over and hang out
Neoquest screen of a Lupe (wolf neopet) standing in a square of houses.
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
nihilistneopets.bsky.social
This Post Was Written Via Hand Of Jub
A Power (spell) description from BETA version of Neopets TTRPG: NTY GLT School: Spectral Magic Charge Time: Reaction (2 AP, taken when the user suffers from any effect that forces a saving throw but before the saving throw is made) SP Cost: 5 SP Level Point Cost: 13 Points Range: Self Components: V, S Duration: Instantaneous The user whispers ancient, magical words of power. The user automatically succeeds on the triggering saving throw. Another Power (spell) description from BETA version of Neopets TTRPG: Hand of Jub School: Spectral Magic Charge Time: 2 AP SP Cost: 0 SP LP Cost: 3 LP Range: 30 feet Components: V, S Duration: 1 minute A spectral, floating hand appears at a point the user chooses within range. The hand lasts for duration or until the user dismisses it as an action. The hand vanishes if it is ever more than 30 feet from the user or if they use this Power again. The user may use their action to control the hand. It may manipulate an object, open an unlocked door, stow or retrieve an item from a container, or pour out the contents of a bottle. The user may move the hand up to 30 feet each time it is used. The hand cannot attack, activate magical items, or carry more than 10 pounds.
February 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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marandart.bsky.social
My Varwolf drawn in posca pens on antique paper, digitally collaged and colored

Neopets kick is still going strong, send help
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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astro-galaga.bsky.social
Good dog
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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pinksugarbunny.bsky.social
Forgot to post the other neopets stuff I drew recently uwu #Neopets
Pastel Zafara sitting happily Pink faellie hugging tail Blue Varwolf with torn up chia toy in mouth
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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boltboutamon.bsky.social
Darigan Yurbles will forever be my favorite Neopets ever

#Neopets #CaimArts
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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nihilistneopets.bsky.social
Rated “E” For Cartoon Violence.
Neopets Magazine Issue 17 Page 9 (2006)
Aforementioned Neopets Magazine advertisement. for Petpet Adventures: The Wand of Wishing for Playstation Portable. It has a screencap of a Meowclops wielding a hammer talking to a Triffin, with other models of playable petpets holding weapons in the foreground. Rated E for cartoon violence.
February 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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petday.bsky.social
You can read about Shoyru's original designer here: web.archive.org/web/20190808...
Shoyru's Home Page
web.archive.org
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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petday.bsky.social
A fairy Shoyru and striped Shoyru from the web game Neopets. The fairy is purple and has webbed wings similar to the webbed feet of a duck. The webbing is a pale blue-green. The striped one is light blue with pale pink stripes. Shoyru is a dragon monster with one horn at the back-top of its head.
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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nihilistneopets.bsky.social
[Redacted] Plush Friday
2005 Neopets Plushie Kougra plushie wearing a necklace that says “FAGGOT”. The colors are very saturated with dramatic lighting and a pinkwashed background.
May 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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katyvern.bsky.social
Lapis as a Peophin

#neopet #lapislazuli #stevenuniverse #crossover
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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smagma.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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nihilistneopets.bsky.social
Sparkle Off
May 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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cybebully.bsky.social
My Stunkbug

[ #neopets #skeith #dragonoc ]
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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torutore.bsky.social
I went back to my Neopets account that I made in 2013 and adopted this cutie

#neopets
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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spilosoma.bsky.social
actually sure I'll post this here 👍
a photo of a hand holding up a neopets angelpuss toy with considerable strength.
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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toychimera.bsky.social
Some #neopets art from a while ago that I still like. I need to get back into doing more painterly stuff
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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pinksugarbunny.bsky.social
Neopets I've drawn recently! I wish I could see the mutant neopets as babies ;3; also, cybunny, but make it a cabbit🐇✨💕🎉 #Neopets
Baby xweetok with a rainbow wig from Neopets, excitedly smiling and sitting cute! My mutant Aisha as a baby with a burgundy ponytail wig and yellow ribbon, running happily wherever she pleases! Striped Cybunny as a cabbit from tenchi muyo! Pink cybunny as a cabbit from tenchi muyo!
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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nihilistneopets.bsky.social
Early Valentine
Old Neopets Valentine’s Day Neogreeting with silhouette of Dr. Sloth with text superimposed to read “Fix your heart or DIE”.
January 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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gobbitses.bsky.social
This man... he is pinker than any may hope to be... #furryart #neopets
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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nicebats.bsky.social
images i drew in ms paint at the age of like. 7 or 8
neopets drawing of a kid saying "i just restocked and youre telling me its already sold out" and a shoyru responding "um... sort of...." neopets drawing of a kid saying "your petpet is scaring me" and a kougra going "no way". the petpet is a buzzwarf.
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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blobject.fish
From one "lounge lizard" to another, here's an attempt at a low-poly techo from Neopets. All textures created in Paint (dot) net on a 32x32 pixel png.

#BlobjectDev
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM