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Dr. Frank Sloth
@nihilistneopets.bsky.social
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Evil Genius Overlord And “Creator” Of “Posts”. Not Affiliated With #Neopets Team. Images From http://drsloth.com And/Or http://items.jellyneo.net. Drink Neocola!
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Most Wocky Opinion
Excerpt from Neopets’ default webpage for Wocky pet species: Close up image of Wocky eye captioned: Our keen eyesight is legendary. Image of Wocky ear: Our hearing can detect ultra high-frequency waves. Image of Wocky nose: Our sense of smell is so sensitive, we can smell trouble from a mile away. Image of Wocky paw: Our elegant but super strong paws can walk for miles at a time and still bring us home to win the beauty contest!
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Reply Guys Beware
Neopets’ site Caption Contest rules for overused jokes: These are some captions that will NEVER win again, as we get hundreds of them for every competition: I see dead anything Where's the cream filling? Get ready to rumble Credit card parodies (please we have heard the priceless one tooooo much!) Any reference to the game Marco Polo Any mention of letting the dogs out Anything having to do with not being in Kansas anymore Dude, where's my [blank]? Houston, we have a problem. Any Neopet saying Waaaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuuppppp!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Old Neopets Neogreeting of two Ixis in a field playing with text “Thou Art Loved” in medieval style font.
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Improved
Previous image with a Plushie Poogle Plushie shopped in front of the pack of MSPPs.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Old site image for Poogle Racing edited to show five Malevolent Sentient Poogles approaching a starting line beside a Red Scorchio waving a checkered flag. The Poogles are in their old Battledome attack pose.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Frightening Plush Friday
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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One Week Remaining
Neopets “The ones that never made it” page joke pet titled Pumpkin Guy, a pumpkin with big leafy webbed feet.
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Allegedly
Zoom in on Switch game from promotional image, says “Supports NeoPass” under title.
October 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Super Mario font text that reads “Repost to delay” above the new promotional image for Neopets Mega Mini Games Collection, with Nyx the Aisha and Juni the Void Faellie next to PS4, Switch, and PS5 editions of the game.
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Pirate Ship
Old pirate themed Neopets shop blog with Garin the Usul and Jacques the Kyrii on a ship together with overlay that says “Welcome Fujoshis” in both blocky and cursive fonts.
October 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Last Year
Edit of a bearded model wearing a t shirt that reads “Faerie Festival 2024 - Fill My Glass I Just Divorced That Ass” with images of wine glass, Illusen and Jhudora the Faeries from Neopets
October 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Merchandise Drop
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Frivolity of Capital Friday
Pastel Poogle Neopet wearing Rubbish Dump Background with three of the quoted post “Lapupu” dolls edited in the piles of junk.
September 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Cease And Desist
Halloween Gelert Neopet in ranged attack Battledome pose.
September 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Fuzio Sighting
Original Neopet Fuzio, a red ball of fur with eyes, disembodied hands and sneakers. Shown for similarity to quoted post.
September 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Regularly Scheduled Maintenance Friday
Neopets McDonalds plush Red Pteri.
August 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Curse These Long Green Fingers
Neopets site art of Dr. Sloth villain holding up a Blue Grundo under a charging ray gun. The Grundo is captioned “TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR” in Impact meme font.
August 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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In This World I’ve Died A Throusand Deaths
Screenshot of broken Neopets mobile webpage of a still ad loaded over a blank page with UI listing player’s Neopoints and sote navigation bsr st the bottom. The ad has the cryptic caption “In this world, I’ve died a thousand deaths.”
August 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Edit of Neopets in-game TCG art of Gragarex the Grarrl Trooper, where a prehistoric Green Grarrl captioned as “Scorf” attacks a Blue Chia captioned as “Life Savings”.
August 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Scorf
JellyNeo entry for new Neopets Medieval Petpet called Scorf, appears to be a green chimera with bat ears, beaked mouth, large neck ruff, reptilian tail, and clawed paws. Going for 40,000,000 Neopoints at time of writing.
August 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Public Service Announcement
Graphic of Chef Bonju the Orange Blumaroo chef from Neopets Cyodrake’s Gaze plot with JellyNeo’s instructions for how to get his avatar, surrounded by relevant items. He is scorched by an unsuccessful cooking attempt. Instructions read: Have the Mad About Orange Avatar as your active avatar, then mix a “Blumaroo Steak”, a “Gourmet Cooking For Your Pet”, and an “Orange Juice” at the Mystery Island Cooking Pot during the month of August.
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Twenty-One Grundo Salute
Twenty one identical Grundo Neopets wearing uniforms in monochrome arranged in two neat diagonal rows.
August 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Does Anyone Know If We Have Void Tomorrow
August 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Found It
Neopets’ NC mall DyeWorks merchant, Loic the Rainbow Tonu, edited to be gesturing to one of his Hue Brew potions in a large cartoon comic bubble.
August 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Not To Be Confused With
Neopet search result for Disassociating the Shadow Ogrin.
August 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM