1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld
@newfatmike.bsky.social
Arachno-simpicalist, scrumrade, design dingus & manufacturing maniac
Maybe my favorite thing about being made from meat is that my skin can both be oily and dry at the same time. It’s a tremendous achievement of biology.
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Maybe my favorite thing about being made from meat is that my skin can both be oily and dry at the same time. It’s a tremendous achievement of biology.
I don’t think I’m allowed to be married to a dude and *mad* about it, but I’m definitely •annoyed• about how much Depeche Mode has taken over my YouTube.
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don’t think I’m allowed to be married to a dude and *mad* about it, but I’m definitely •annoyed• about how much Depeche Mode has taken over my YouTube.
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LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
Movie theaters are the public transit of “Netflix and chill”
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Movie theaters are the public transit of “Netflix and chill”
Every single person loudly baffled by “67” has at one time said “for shizzle”
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Every single person loudly baffled by “67” has at one time said “for shizzle”
That dipshit who said it was “cellar door” can eat my ass
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That dipshit who said it was “cellar door” can eat my ass
Can you imagine the blowouts from tripping on your dicklace at the ancient Olympics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
Kynodesme - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Can you imagine the blowouts from tripping on your dicklace at the ancient Olympics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
Lionel Richie ran so Seal could fly
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Lionel Richie ran so Seal could fly
After I’m done with Kingdom Hearts I’m finally gonna play Fallout: New Vegas and you can’t stop me
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
After I’m done with Kingdom Hearts I’m finally gonna play Fallout: New Vegas and you can’t stop me
Okay they got me there
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Okay they got me there
zoomer therapist: would you say this week you felt more skibidi or more ohio?
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
zoomer therapist: would you say this week you felt more skibidi or more ohio?
Sick Transit, Gloria
October 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sick Transit, Gloria
Damn the Spider-Verse implies the existence of Spider-Tops and Spider-Bottoms
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Damn the Spider-Verse implies the existence of Spider-Tops and Spider-Bottoms
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oh my god they're actually doing it
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
oh my god they're actually doing it
Disco themed arcade trickster with leisuredemain
September 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Disco themed arcade trickster with leisuredemain
In conclusion, the core thesis — and failure — of Princess Peach: Showtime! is that the best anyone can hope for from a monarchy is a return to the status quo.
August 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In conclusion, the core thesis — and failure — of Princess Peach: Showtime! is that the best anyone can hope for from a monarchy is a return to the status quo.
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
RIP to one of the greatest of all time. Tom Lehrer is a reminder that even in the most dire circumstances, laughter is warranted.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cK75...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cK75...
Be Prepared
YouTube video by Tom Lehrer - Topic
music.youtube.com
July 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
RIP to one of the greatest of all time. Tom Lehrer is a reminder that even in the most dire circumstances, laughter is warranted.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cK75...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cK75...