I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.