J Douglas
@neveryoumind.bsky.social
39, musician, title professional and all around nerd.
He/him.
He/him.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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swamp.tales: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
swamp.tales: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.
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MO Youth Pastor Gets 35 Years On Child Sex Charges - Joe.My.God.
Fort Smith’s Fox affiliate reports: A Missouri man has been convicted of trafficking minors in Benton County and sentenced to more than three decades in prison, according to authorities. A jury found ...
joemygod.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.
joemygod.com/2025/11/mo-y...
joemygod.com/2025/11/mo-y...
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
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Oh we know you're busy
October 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh we know you're busy
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You gotta be stronger than your situation
October 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
You gotta be stronger than your situation
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Donald trump is a low rate hitler impression, Pete Hegseth is an incompetent misogynist drunk and Stephen Miller might actually be the fucking news gremlin from Gremlins.
How the fuck did we let these people even sniff at power?!?!
How the fuck did we let these people even sniff at power?!?!
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Donald trump is a low rate hitler impression, Pete Hegseth is an incompetent misogynist drunk and Stephen Miller might actually be the fucking news gremlin from Gremlins.
How the fuck did we let these people even sniff at power?!?!
How the fuck did we let these people even sniff at power?!?!
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Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants
![66 Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers' room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start.
[...] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can't remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and
"unladylike"
Jimmy Fallon [...] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, "Stop that!
It's not cute! I don't like it." Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. "I don't fucking care if you like it." Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn't there to be cute. She wasn't there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys' scenes.
She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.
Tina Fey, Bossypants](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cnpe7qvcyjrhm6w7w7e4atur/bafkreidxzohjg6goqyzkmz67xuf2niavnkm5hm5b7yzypwnlflplfhogby@jpeg)
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants
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Just another normal day in Israel as a 'settler' uses Gaza's starvation as a joke to promote her West Bank occupied restaurant's burgers.
September 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Just another normal day in Israel as a 'settler' uses Gaza's starvation as a joke to promote her West Bank occupied restaurant's burgers.
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Uniter
Charlie Kirk flummoxed by Argument that U.S. Senate is DEI for government representation
“We gotta move the goalpost a little because you got destroyed there” in a DEI Debate
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ResistanceUnited via @parkergetajob, www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6ET2NCW/
Charlie Kirk flummoxed by Argument that U.S. Senate is DEI for government representation
“We gotta move the goalpost a little because you got destroyed there” in a DEI Debate
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ResistanceUnited via @parkergetajob, www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6ET2NCW/
September 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Uniter
Charlie Kirk flummoxed by Argument that U.S. Senate is DEI for government representation
“We gotta move the goalpost a little because you got destroyed there” in a DEI Debate
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ResistanceUnited via @parkergetajob, www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6ET2NCW/
Charlie Kirk flummoxed by Argument that U.S. Senate is DEI for government representation
“We gotta move the goalpost a little because you got destroyed there” in a DEI Debate
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ResistanceUnited via @parkergetajob, www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6ET2NCW/
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Raju: Have you seen that letter?
Burlison: I would like to see it matched with his handwriting
Raju: Here’s the letter
Burlison: I don’t want to see it
Burlison: I would like to see it matched with his handwriting
Raju: Here’s the letter
Burlison: I don’t want to see it
September 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Raju: Have you seen that letter?
Burlison: I would like to see it matched with his handwriting
Raju: Here’s the letter
Burlison: I don’t want to see it
Burlison: I would like to see it matched with his handwriting
Raju: Here’s the letter
Burlison: I don’t want to see it
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Jeffrey Epstein had an astrology chart in his 50th birthday book. Who was the astrologer and who gave it?
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
September 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Jeffrey Epstein had an astrology chart in his 50th birthday book. Who was the astrologer and who gave it?
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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Siri, show me how to prove a protestor’s point.
BREAKING: They're scrubbing @banksy
The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.
The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Siri, show me how to prove a protestor’s point.
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Two demographics doing really well under Trump
September 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Two demographics doing really well under Trump
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note how Trump on a daily basis is trying to normalize the idea that he's a dictator
Trump: "The line is that I'm a dictator, but I stop crime. So a lot of people say, 'You know, if that's the case, I'd rather have a dictator.'"
August 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
note how Trump on a daily basis is trying to normalize the idea that he's a dictator
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THIS MUST STOP
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
Israel hits Gaza hospital, killing at least 15 people, including journalists
Israeli strikes on Nasser Hospital in Gaza on Monday killed at least 15 people, including three journalists, one of whom worked for Reuters, Palestinian health officials said.
www.reuters.com
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
THIS MUST STOP
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