Nick Evans
nev99nev.bsky.social
Nick Evans
@nev99nev.bsky.social
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Fear Is Something I Try Not To Absorb
Because humanity is camped in vanity

But underneath it all, a man is a man which does enjoy his daily sandwich….
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“Keep this medicine in a place invisible to children”

(yes from a real UK leaflet!!)
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Replacing batteries can be disheartening, but you need to look at the positives as well as the negatives.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
They were lookin' tryna book him
But my poppa kept a-cookin' it

Shout!
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh what the f*ckin f*ck is goin on
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I’ve run out of joie de vivre for today - hopefully more tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Fear Is Something I Try Not To Absorb
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who the funk is Madeline…?
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Snow on snow on snow on snow (? on snow)
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Future is Now!
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
P P P P P P P
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m Spasticus Autisticus
October 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY THAT MATTERS
October 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Here's a parody adaptation of the classic song "Walking in Memphis" by the soulful Marc Cohn, in which we address Donald Trump's arrival in the UK for his exciting historic second state visit.

It's called "Put Up Some Fences" 🎹🎶

youtu.be/1Iag4yaozis?...
"Put Up Some Fences" - Marsh Family parody of "Walking in Memphis" about Donald Trump UK State Visit
YouTube video by Marsh Family
youtu.be
September 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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How to detect bulls%!t – the Carl Sagan way.
August 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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At the back of your kitchen cupboard is something pickled or preserved in a jar that you were given for Christmas several years ago that you’ve never quite felt like eating.

Throw it out now.
July 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
HOW YOU GONNA WIN WHEN YOU AIN’T RIGHT WITHIN?
June 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Small up yerself
June 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“he’d broken the unwritten rules of mouse-human cohabitation”

@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social such poetry… love it
June 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL STAPLER

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL CHAIR!
June 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Thank you for letting us be ourselves…. What a guy!
I have always loved this clip of Sly and the Family Stone's medley on Ed Sullivan. Simply because Ed's strait laced audience cannot resist the enthusiasm of Sly and the band.

What made Sly Stone good,was not only his enthusiasm, but his energy and always thinking what was best for the greater good.
June 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
THIS AIN’T NO PARTY. THIS AIN’T NO DISCO…
I AIN’T GOT TIME FOR THAT NOW !
June 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Dr Robert Oppenheimer’s optimism fell at the first hurdle
May 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Swivel on it, smeg for brains
May 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM