Jordan Warshavsky
@nerdy.es
Respectable purveyor of badly aged takes.
Approximately handsome.
“Reply_Guy_3.0… now with more crypto!”
Approximately handsome.
“Reply_Guy_3.0… now with more crypto!”
Humanity. What a thing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Humanity. What a thing.
Nooooooooooooooooooo. Ya don’t say?
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooo. Ya don’t say?
Not even taking shots… but in the fullness of human habitation, we are closer to the “rich”, than the proletariat.
That said… the very idea of a “Billionaire” is so breathtakingly stupid that it comes all the way around to vile.
So yes, in short - that kind of wealth is demonic.
That said… the very idea of a “Billionaire” is so breathtakingly stupid that it comes all the way around to vile.
So yes, in short - that kind of wealth is demonic.
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not even taking shots… but in the fullness of human habitation, we are closer to the “rich”, than the proletariat.
That said… the very idea of a “Billionaire” is so breathtakingly stupid that it comes all the way around to vile.
So yes, in short - that kind of wealth is demonic.
That said… the very idea of a “Billionaire” is so breathtakingly stupid that it comes all the way around to vile.
So yes, in short - that kind of wealth is demonic.
Solid. Not spectacular.
Still, enjoyed it.
Still, enjoyed it.
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Solid. Not spectacular.
Still, enjoyed it.
Still, enjoyed it.
Because as a species… we continue to regress.
:(
:(
July 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Because as a species… we continue to regress.
:(
:(
I am grateful I have no idea who Benny Johnson is.
My YT algo dishes me mtb fails, retro computing pr0n and physic/math lectures that so outside my scope of understanding that they may as well be Aramaic.
My last remaining safe space.
My YT algo dishes me mtb fails, retro computing pr0n and physic/math lectures that so outside my scope of understanding that they may as well be Aramaic.
My last remaining safe space.
July 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I am grateful I have no idea who Benny Johnson is.
My YT algo dishes me mtb fails, retro computing pr0n and physic/math lectures that so outside my scope of understanding that they may as well be Aramaic.
My last remaining safe space.
My YT algo dishes me mtb fails, retro computing pr0n and physic/math lectures that so outside my scope of understanding that they may as well be Aramaic.
My last remaining safe space.
And right to the bin!
Thigh for the win!
(Though I don’t actually advocate tossing the breast… just in the future don’t be a monster and choose wisely)
Thigh for the win!
(Though I don’t actually advocate tossing the breast… just in the future don’t be a monster and choose wisely)
a man in a knight 's helmet says `` you have chosen wisely . ''
ALT: a man in a knight 's helmet says `` you have chosen wisely . ''
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July 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
And right to the bin!
Thigh for the win!
(Though I don’t actually advocate tossing the breast… just in the future don’t be a monster and choose wisely)
Thigh for the win!
(Though I don’t actually advocate tossing the breast… just in the future don’t be a monster and choose wisely)
Been there.
Damn… been there.
Damn… been there.
July 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Been there.
Damn… been there.
Damn… been there.
Have nightmares… or bizarre fantasies.
Maybe both.
Maybe both.
July 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Have nightmares… or bizarre fantasies.
Maybe both.
Maybe both.
I can dig it.
a man with a beard wearing a crown and sunglasses with a w logo on his chest
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a crown and sunglasses with a w logo on his chest
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July 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I can dig it.
Is gauche to ask which?
July 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Is gauche to ask which?
Agreed. MAGA talks tough, and has “prison-fights” in the press… but push comes to shove, they circle the wagons.
July 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Agreed. MAGA talks tough, and has “prison-fights” in the press… but push comes to shove, they circle the wagons.
At least it was appropriate use of emoji… and contextually accurate.
July 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
At least it was appropriate use of emoji… and contextually accurate.
Sharing toast with butter… non-starter.
Avocado toast, sure. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, ovs. Dinner toast, amen.
But do not get between a man and his breakfast buttered toast.
Avocado toast, sure. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, ovs. Dinner toast, amen.
But do not get between a man and his breakfast buttered toast.
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sharing toast with butter… non-starter.
Avocado toast, sure. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, ovs. Dinner toast, amen.
But do not get between a man and his breakfast buttered toast.
Avocado toast, sure. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, ovs. Dinner toast, amen.
But do not get between a man and his breakfast buttered toast.
You are my internet ace…
So I am gonna give you a lpt: we complain, cause we are jealous that the end result is something akin to Aphrodite in Ibiza … and the best we can muster is “bus-boy at Morton’s”.
So I am gonna give you a lpt: we complain, cause we are jealous that the end result is something akin to Aphrodite in Ibiza … and the best we can muster is “bus-boy at Morton’s”.
July 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You are my internet ace…
So I am gonna give you a lpt: we complain, cause we are jealous that the end result is something akin to Aphrodite in Ibiza … and the best we can muster is “bus-boy at Morton’s”.
So I am gonna give you a lpt: we complain, cause we are jealous that the end result is something akin to Aphrodite in Ibiza … and the best we can muster is “bus-boy at Morton’s”.
Nah. They’ll just die from adverse outcomes.
Then Navel-gaze over the why… and blame leftists or DEI.
Then Navel-gaze over the why… and blame leftists or DEI.
July 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Nah. They’ll just die from adverse outcomes.
Then Navel-gaze over the why… and blame leftists or DEI.
Then Navel-gaze over the why… and blame leftists or DEI.
You should try dating an actuary.
Seriously.
What are the chances?
Seriously.
What are the chances?
July 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You should try dating an actuary.
Seriously.
What are the chances?
Seriously.
What are the chances?
That is pro level. I call foul… we did not toggle the “make me hurt” setting,
Ref!?!? Anybody else seeing this shit?
Ref!?!? Anybody else seeing this shit?
July 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That is pro level. I call foul… we did not toggle the “make me hurt” setting,
Ref!?!? Anybody else seeing this shit?
Ref!?!? Anybody else seeing this shit?
I mean also hire them cause you know… muscular and woman, pretty solid combo there.
Just sayin…
Just sayin…
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I mean also hire them cause you know… muscular and woman, pretty solid combo there.
Just sayin…
Just sayin…
We also need an extra Friday and one less Monday.
(In case we are making lists)
(In case we are making lists)
June 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We also need an extra Friday and one less Monday.
(In case we are making lists)
(In case we are making lists)