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Jordan Warshavsky
@nerdy.es
Respectable purveyor of badly aged takes.

Approximately handsome.

“Reply_Guy_3.0… now with more crypto!”
@tonx.coffee Friday me would have a nice rye in that glass as I try to shake off the day… but Wednesday me, unwinds with some @yesplzcoffee.bsky.social cold brew and Howlin’ Wolf
June 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Well… at least the ole codger is embracing photoshop over just scribbling with a sharpie on the photo.

The President is a noodle.

Woof.

Tucking Frump, amirite?

#bringkilmarhome #trump #fakenews
April 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Scrooged was the last film I saw in the theater with my pops.

DJ is indelibly inked in my consciousness.

I hope he is whoopin it up to hard brass wherever he is.
March 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
March 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
February 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I am such a beta cuck that no amount of Alex Jones sponsored powered yak bone broth can help strengthen my weak jawline. Hopped on the last train out "simp-ville" and am exercising daily mantras to validate my giga-chad creds. I recommend everyone fire up the rss ASAP
February 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The Moccamaster pistachio…oh my.

With Cafelat, quite a pair.

The ratio is also beautiful.

I should have expressed this earlier (for single cup, I will always earn my cup - manual) - this would be for multi cup scenarios.

Does that change the “math” at all.

(Looking up xBloom).

Mahalo.
February 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
@tonx.coffee

I need a distraction, good sir.

Enjoying some La Vista Ayarza (mix 323 #yesplz) via a trusty Hario v60 (13 on virtuoso, 1:16, 201 - 20s bloom - 2m pour).

Via your dispatch - enthusiasm for Breville Precision drip?

I have a bevy of manual tools… but no automators?

Any others?
February 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No… the President does NOT control the money.

F*cking congress does.

Those simps have abdicated their constitutional OBLIGATION.
February 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
February 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Cuck Party
February 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
GOP - the party of the Cuck.

Jefferson, Lincoln, Eisenhower - to this?
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spineless.

Almost as craven as his friends across the aisle.

They however have earned a re-brand.

Falling in line like little tin soldiers.
February 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@kairyssdal.bsky.social

I think we can all agree… replacing the elephant with a cuckoo would be more on-brand these days.

Dear RNC - please feel free to use and distribute widely. License free.

You guys earned it.
February 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
TikTok is clearly a tool for influence - far beyond that of “creators” and “spon-conomy”.

The US engages in influence campaigns as a state actor … so it is no surprise that our adversaries do as well (and more effectively)

Consume wisely young ones…

“hic sunt dracones”

#tiktok
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
January 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@tonx.coffee my “morning lift” - courtesy of #yesplz (great playlist as always!)
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM