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i like watching tv and writing fanfiction about it oops
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maybe there’s poetry hoes on here somewhere.
i wrote this about platonic relationships that feel deeper than any romantic one you’ve ever had.
January 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
never have i read something so specifically relatable
I started hating flying about 15years ago, so much so I learned how airplanes work and what all the noises mean and now I still hate flying but I have the added anxiety of knowing how aeroplanes work and what all the noises mean.
January 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
hi no one sees me on this app I think but oh well! im just gonna start posting works!
if you like this character from The Boys, please enjoy

archiveofourown.org/works/62528890
January 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
where’s the fanfic community on this app???? how do I find it?????
January 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
tbh sometimes it sucks to enjoy music as much as i do bc i would love to participate in obscure music/vinyl collection communities but so many of them are so far up their own asses it’s like wow you guys managed to make music not fun
January 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
okay snowflakes….
January 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Get mad but stay funny
January 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
touching grass isn’t enough I need mark Zuckerberg to khs
January 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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According to years of research we've done, there is actually no such thing as a "TikTok trend," and there never was. American elites were given a glimpse of what modern America looks and sounds like and it scared them so bad they went insane.
www.garbageday.email/p/holding-up...
January 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
have not found the weird gay shitposting community here so I’m throwing bones
January 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ok ok I’m starting to understand the whole coloring thing and why people like it….
January 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Polycules be like
January 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
will there ever be a day that I can work a full time job and not be constantly stressed about money? No?? That’s the American dream??? Oh….
January 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Fuck Tuah
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Next up on the clock app fairwell tour:
January 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
yes it does feel like America is on the verge of class consciousness so I beg you, do not let the feeling die. delete your meta accounts, stop using amazon, wield your purchasing power, engage with people that live in other countries, strong arm local politicians DONT STOP
January 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
using rednote is one of the sweetest acts of collective disobedience I’ve ever seen omg it’s so fun to make new friends in countries your government has demonized!!!!
January 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
got $400 stolen from me probably from a skimmer at a gas station but unfortunately they fucked with the wrong poor person and I have collected more evidence in two hours than a cop could have found in a week :)
January 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i miss writing fic but mostly i miss the external validation of people telling me im good
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i need to see the graph of age vs how much ur butt bleeds when u shit
January 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
can’t believe women are allowed to be educated and my wife is going back to college so now I have to feed and entertain myself in the evenings. feminism has gone too far.
January 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM