Eli😎
@neopetssavedmylife.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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god does not like you
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
god does not like you
what you think is not real
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
what you think is not real
@sentimentbot.bsky.social am I evil
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social am I evil
the emergency vhs cleaning supply table upstairs at the gay bar I went to last night was also selling pins
September 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the emergency vhs cleaning supply table upstairs at the gay bar I went to last night was also selling pins
my workplace started offering maternity leave but i need them to offer me eternity leave
September 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
my workplace started offering maternity leave but i need them to offer me eternity leave
playing thps4 with my big brother :) we ate chipotle and everything feels okay right now
September 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
playing thps4 with my big brother :) we ate chipotle and everything feels okay right now
my therapist thinks bernie sanders would be the best US politician to bring to an orgy but has reservations about his pockets being full of dirty tissues
August 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my therapist thinks bernie sanders would be the best US politician to bring to an orgy but has reservations about his pockets being full of dirty tissues
a guy like me wouldnt go into that tunnel without a flash light so it really doesnt matter what end of it the light is at because i have my own
August 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
a guy like me wouldnt go into that tunnel without a flash light so it really doesnt matter what end of it the light is at because i have my own
"they really nailed it with cum. they won. yeah. i love a word that's doing its job well." -Hank Green
August 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"they really nailed it with cum. they won. yeah. i love a word that's doing its job well." -Hank Green
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This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my whole life
August 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my whole life
whoever was the first guy to stand on a stage and think "yeah those people can definitely catch me if i just fuckin jump right now" is cool as hell for that
August 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
whoever was the first guy to stand on a stage and think "yeah those people can definitely catch me if i just fuckin jump right now" is cool as hell for that
AS LONG AS YOURE ALIVE AND CARE I PROMISE I WILL TAKE YOU THERE WE'LL DRINK AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
August 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
AS LONG AS YOURE ALIVE AND CARE I PROMISE I WILL TAKE YOU THERE WE'LL DRINK AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
new hole just dropped
August 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
new hole just dropped
pink pony club im gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club im gonna keep on dancing down at west hollywood im gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
KIDZ BOP Kids - Pink Pony Club (Dance Along)
YouTube video by KIDZ BOP
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August 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
pink pony club im gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club im gonna keep on dancing down at west hollywood im gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
old lady neighbor told me my haircut looks very handsome and im going to ride this high for the next 5 years
August 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
old lady neighbor told me my haircut looks very handsome and im going to ride this high for the next 5 years
are you willing to feel strange for a while?
August 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
are you willing to feel strange for a while?
thinking about when cardi b tweeted about kylie kardashian in the wap music video was for talentless woman representation
August 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
thinking about when cardi b tweeted about kylie kardashian in the wap music video was for talentless woman representation
obtuse rubber goose green moose drug abuse
August 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
obtuse rubber goose green moose drug abuse
its been so long since ive made a pot of slop
August 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
its been so long since ive made a pot of slop
if you wanna go i would take you there i hope you know :)
July 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if you wanna go i would take you there i hope you know :)