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proship/nsfw DNI
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I woke up to Uni lying on me and purring. Pure happiness…
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Anyone Else Here

xkcd.com/3188/
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Uni has entered attack mode! :3
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Excessive force. PERIOD!

They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.

📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Due to a bizarre interaction between Pokeys and Turn Blocks in Super Mario Maker 2, it is possible to create a "Jumpscare Pokey" that rises up extremely quickly and unexpectedly from the bottom of the screen.
August 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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being a zoologist in early recorded history was basically like writing the SCP wiki
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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my god he's perfect
August 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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SEE YOU 15th AUGUST AT THE BIGGEST SHOWDOWN IN DIGITAL CIRCUS HISTORY!!!!!!!
August 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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But it didn't turn out the way you wanted it to. #DELTARUNE #Spamton
August 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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In Super Mario Bros., the first vertical lift platform in World 6-3 does not have a fixed range like it may seem at first. Instead, it slowly keeps increasing its range, so that keeping Mario on the platform will eventually result in his death.
August 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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17 million people might lose their healthcare but at least your tax dollars will be going to good use in other very, very important ways.
July 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
finished deltarune Hooolay moolay
July 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The fact that the President of the United States posts a fake video of a kneeling Barack Obama being handcuffed and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
July 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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In the past 24 hours, 79 year old Trump:

-Fell asleep at an event.
-Forgets names.
-Forgets who accompanied him to event he napped at.
-Told a blatantly false story about a family member and the Unabomber.
-Forgets he appointed Jerome Powell as Fed Chair.
July 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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While reading a sign in the Behind the Waterfall area in Super Mario 64 DS, moving the camera to the left reveals an object that can appear as a Snifit, a coin, a Bob-omb or even as a "Coin-omb" depending on the angle. Stepping away from the sign reveals the object never existed.
July 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
who said that
July 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
💭 caine tadc
July 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Your Medicaid is cut. Your health insurance is not safe. Your tips are still taxed. You pay the tariffs. There’s no trade deals. No wars have ended. Gas isn’t $2. Eggs aren’t cheaper. There isn’t $10 trillion in investment. The Epstein files are buried.

It’s. All. Lies.

All the time.
July 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Why are there no videos of ICE deporting MS-13? We only heard about that gang everyday during the campaigns yet all we see are masked man in full war body armor throwing 13 year olds around inside court and grabbing babies from mothers on the street?
July 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Don’t for one second, not one millisecond, say babies drowning in Texas is justified because of their parent’s vote.

Jesus Christ. Be better.
July 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Black people are the only group I can think of that get excoriated for thinking of Black people first. Every other group can put their community first, but when Black people do it, people lose their damn minds.
July 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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reasons for revolution against a tyrant 249 years ago:

"he has refused his Assent to Laws"
"obstructing Laws for Naturalization"
"made Judges dependent on his Will"
"kept among us Standing Armies w/o Consent of our legislatures"
"cut off Trade"
"transporting us beyond Seas for pretended offences"
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM