Seriously? All the facial expressions he could have gone for and he went with "Doctor Evil but too lazy to raise a pinky to his mouth?"

100% perfect image selection. No notes, ABC. Keep up the good work.

Yup. About 4" here.

Artist: bsky.app/profile/pizz...

I absolutely think that Elon Musk is the one person on this planet worthy of petting the fluffy cows. He's an exception and should try this immediately, preferably after yelling loudly at them to assert his obvious super alpha mega-male uber-dominance.
Us mere mortals can't, but surely he can.

Basically the actual members of the LGBTQIA+ community who are MAGA Republicans (mostly the "LGB without the remaining letters" crowd, or people who really hate who they really are, or people who haven't read the Martin Niemöller poem)

Source: cagle.com

Actually, in retrospect, it's highly doubtful that Oswalt found it from the original source at all. He likely saw it, saw there was an attribution on it, and posted it because it's a good meme.

The reason it was put in a flat text format like that was that it was originally a set of tweets.

Truly a heartwarming story...

That goes for everyone, though younger ladies probably have impostor syndrome more often due to systemic discrimination so addressing them specifically in this is appropriate.

Sorry. This is what I see

It gets better. The restaurant is now saying that "80%" of his bill was his bar tab.

Maybe David needs to skip the avocado toast occasionally if he wants that fifth whiskey...