aneesh
@neeshiminaj.bsky.social
huge homoseggsual with an even huger laugh.
Chicago 📍
blessed to be on Beyoncé’s internet
Chicago 📍
blessed to be on Beyoncé’s internet
Rapture, where you at? I’m beyond tired of this life.
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Rapture, where you at? I’m beyond tired of this life.
Nothing like an authentic deli sandwich in Chicago
March 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Nothing like an authentic deli sandwich in Chicago
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I didn’t choose the thick thigh life . The thick thigh life chose me 🙂↕️
January 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I didn’t choose the thick thigh life . The thick thigh life chose me 🙂↕️
I fear I'm the only one that still plays Wordle... can anyone else confirm? 😅😭
January 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I fear I'm the only one that still plays Wordle... can anyone else confirm? 😅😭
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! Or is it Chanukah? IDK BUT I HOPE ITS A HAPPY HOLIDAY FOR YOU! 🎄 🕎
December 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! Or is it Chanukah? IDK BUT I HOPE ITS A HAPPY HOLIDAY FOR YOU! 🎄 🕎
One week into being 63 and I'm over it.
December 20, 2024 at 7:00 PM
One week into being 63 and I'm over it.
Meghann Thee Reporter aka @meghanncuniff.bsky.social is the only lawyer I'm following for this Jay-Z case 😤
December 19, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Meghann Thee Reporter aka @meghanncuniff.bsky.social is the only lawyer I'm following for this Jay-Z case 😤
The best part of that Superman trailer omg
December 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
The best part of that Superman trailer omg
Are we honestly wearing our OUTSIDE shoes in the house?! My Indian ancestors are ready to ground us all omgg.
December 19, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Are we honestly wearing our OUTSIDE shoes in the house?! My Indian ancestors are ready to ground us all omgg.
As a gay bear, why am we not legally obligated to hibernate in the winter??
December 19, 2024 at 1:39 AM
As a gay bear, why am we not legally obligated to hibernate in the winter??
Drone Aliens: ‘Take us to your leader.’
Me: 'Girl I will call an UBER BLACK for us, plz'
Me: 'Girl I will call an UBER BLACK for us, plz'
December 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Drone Aliens: ‘Take us to your leader.’
Me: 'Girl I will call an UBER BLACK for us, plz'
Me: 'Girl I will call an UBER BLACK for us, plz'
Why does it feel like the aliens are just driving by Earth like "oh... that's how the humans live? 😕"
December 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Why does it feel like the aliens are just driving by Earth like "oh... that's how the humans live? 😕"
I asked Santa for a sugar daddy this year. That's where we're at this holiday season 😭
December 18, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I asked Santa for a sugar daddy this year. That's where we're at this holiday season 😭
If I twerk under the tree, do I get more gifts? @santaclaus
December 18, 2024 at 2:59 PM
If I twerk under the tree, do I get more gifts? @santaclaus
I’m in the mood for some retail therapy.
*checks bank acct*
I’m in the mood to go to sleep.
*checks bank acct*
I’m in the mood to go to sleep.
December 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I’m in the mood for some retail therapy.
*checks bank acct*
I’m in the mood to go to sleep.
*checks bank acct*
I’m in the mood to go to sleep.
WHAT DO WE THINK THESE DRONES ARE?? I feel like I've settled on a few conclusions:
1. US Government Drones
2. Aliens
3. Harry Potter & Ron Weasley in the flying car
I'm leaning on number 1 but I can't figure out why!?
1. US Government Drones
2. Aliens
3. Harry Potter & Ron Weasley in the flying car
I'm leaning on number 1 but I can't figure out why!?
December 16, 2024 at 11:00 PM
WHAT DO WE THINK THESE DRONES ARE?? I feel like I've settled on a few conclusions:
1. US Government Drones
2. Aliens
3. Harry Potter & Ron Weasley in the flying car
I'm leaning on number 1 but I can't figure out why!?
1. US Government Drones
2. Aliens
3. Harry Potter & Ron Weasley in the flying car
I'm leaning on number 1 but I can't figure out why!?
Can we have a Forbes 30 Over 30? For body mass index. And we spotlight successful obese individuals cuz I'd love that. Plz and ty. 😜
December 3, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Can we have a Forbes 30 Over 30? For body mass index. And we spotlight successful obese individuals cuz I'd love that. Plz and ty. 😜
Wait it's supposed to be an alien invasion? Thank goodness.
December 3, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Wait it's supposed to be an alien invasion? Thank goodness.
Love Alex Consani winning Model of the Year. But if I were given an "of the Year" award... I think I'd get "Unemployee of the Year". Cuz low key how tf have I survived this entire year without a job asjkdhfaksdhfasdf
December 3, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Love Alex Consani winning Model of the Year. But if I were given an "of the Year" award... I think I'd get "Unemployee of the Year". Cuz low key how tf have I survived this entire year without a job asjkdhfaksdhfasdf
Nothing beats steamy ramen when the weather app says it "Feels like 10 degrees" ❄️🥶
December 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Nothing beats steamy ramen when the weather app says it "Feels like 10 degrees" ❄️🥶
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Bitch, I deserve it all
December 1, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Bitch, I deserve it all
I think we as Beyhive need to have a conversation about this Beyonce vs Taylor Swift talk... a real one.
December 2, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I think we as Beyhive need to have a conversation about this Beyonce vs Taylor Swift talk... a real one.
Beyoncé, $74 is wild. Is the Renaissance Film tucked in one of the pages? 😭😭😭😭
December 1, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Beyoncé, $74 is wild. Is the Renaissance Film tucked in one of the pages? 😭😭😭😭
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
I feel like I’m the only person that doesn’t hasn’t seen Wicked. And I don’t plan on it 🫣
November 27, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I feel like I’m the only person that doesn’t hasn’t seen Wicked. And I don’t plan on it 🫣