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aneesh
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huge homoseggsual with an even huger laugh.
Chicago 📍
blessed to be on Beyoncé’s internet
Rapture, where you at? I’m beyond tired of this life.
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Nothing like an authentic deli sandwich in Chicago
March 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I fear I'm the only one that still plays Wordle... can anyone else confirm? 😅😭
January 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One week into being 63 and I'm over it.
December 20, 2024 at 7:00 PM
The best part of that Superman trailer omg
December 19, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Are we honestly wearing our OUTSIDE shoes in the house?! My Indian ancestors are ready to ground us all omgg.
December 19, 2024 at 2:59 PM
As a gay bear, why am we not legally obligated to hibernate in the winter??
December 19, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Drone Aliens: ‘Take us to your leader.’
Me: 'Girl I will call an UBER BLACK for us, plz'
December 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Why does it feel like the aliens are just driving by Earth like "oh... that's how the humans live? 😕"
December 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
WHAT DO WE THINK THESE DRONES ARE?? I feel like I've settled on a few conclusions:
1. US Government Drones
2. Aliens
3. Harry Potter & Ron Weasley in the flying car

I'm leaning on number 1 but I can't figure out why!?
December 16, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Love Alex Consani winning Model of the Year. But if I were given an "of the Year" award... I think I'd get "Unemployee of the Year". Cuz low key how tf have I survived this entire year without a job asjkdhfaksdhfasdf
December 3, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Nothing beats steamy ramen when the weather app says it "Feels like 10 degrees" ❄️🥶
December 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I think we as Beyhive need to have a conversation about this Beyonce vs Taylor Swift talk... a real one.
December 2, 2024 at 3:04 PM
She said here’s the visuals:
December 1, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Beyoncé, $74 is wild. Is the Renaissance Film tucked in one of the pages? 😭😭😭😭
December 1, 2024 at 7:06 PM
I feel like I’m the only person that doesn’t hasn’t seen Wicked. And I don’t plan on it 🫣
November 27, 2024 at 11:03 PM
According to (bit)Forbes, Hassan Piker is worth $3 💀💀💀💀. These bot created websites are so funny.

@hasanabirepeater.bsky.social @hasandpiker.bsky.social
November 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
😭😭😭😭
November 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
November 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Hold tf up… it’s 20 million people on BlueSky now?? Wow, hello! My name is Aneesh. I’m chubby, single and ready to share my lack of amusement regarding the current state of life. Attached pic is proof.
November 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM