Necro
necromancyfan.bsky.social
Necro
@necromancyfan.bsky.social
29, writer, etc

Currently enduring Dragon Age brain rot

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Necromancy_Enthusiast
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Guess I'll try this bluesky things, but right now my brain rot is mostly Dragon Age and Dynasty Warriors-focused.
You ever engage with a piece of media and feel in your blood that the creator is a woman in her 30s-40s who was on fanfiction(.)net in the 00s and had excruciatingly mediocre taste in slash fanfic?

I'm talking about Saltburn by the way, which would suck regardless for other more important reasons.
April 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Drove my sister home from work, as she screwed around on her phone she offhandedly said 'I don't get the appeal of modern horror games' before pausing for a second and adding 'you like mouthwash', presumably she's seen me talk about Mouthwashing online but hasn't absorbed much. Sure I like mouthwash
April 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If you've ever felt that big mean unions go too far to make companies provide for their workers' safety, may I recommend looking into the Byford Dolphin accident? I dunno, something about reading the phrases 'explosive decompression' and 'gross dismemberment' tends to change people's minds.
March 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Came this close to saying 'I hate military cemeteries, they're so lifeless'' but then I remembered that uh, that's kind of the point. A better way to put it is they feel soulless. I hate going to military cemeteries, it makes me feel sad. In like, a bad way I mean.
March 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I love how easy to impress Gen Xers are, all you have to do is wear a Nirvana shirt and know enough to have a casual conversation about them, and then Gen Xers will think you're the coolest person in your age group.
March 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It sure would be neat if the narrative of datv didn't refuse to treat Taash like an adult a lot of the time, thus making a good chunk of their storyline feel like it was written with a middle school audience in mind rather than adults.
February 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I love seeing all the excitement about anglerfishes this past week!

Last week, researchers from the NGO Condrik Tenerife captured rare footage of a deep-sea anglerfish, Melanocetus johnsonii, in broad daylight—an unusual sight for a fish that typically dwells in the deep ocean.
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February 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Rampardos after a single Head Smash:
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Welp, Heart Eyes 2025 was a big disappointment. More than anything it was a boring romcom movie with a boring couple and slasher paint coating it so it could capitalize on the novelty of mixing genres. I hate the vast majority of romcoms tbh so there's that bias on my part.
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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This has the vibe of someone crawling through the desert dying of thirst, hallucinating a puddle instead of an oasis.
Genshin fans are not surviving the winter, man.
February 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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a redraw of the yyh festival! 🎆 #yuyuhakusho
February 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I don't think it's fair to compare Anders and Lucanis' possessions and go 'Anders sucks at keeping control of Justice, look at how much better Lucanis is at it' bc spirits and demons have a hierarchy where the deeper and more profound the emotion they're associated with the stronger they tend to be.
January 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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alright TikTok kids I will now be dispensing advice on how to get rich and start a side hustle. step one: while your loser peers are partying at the club, you need to start locating sources of raw uranium and building a stockpile for future enrichment.

step two: Lasers. now the government says don-
January 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If you're a Dragon Age mage and your identity doesn't at least partially revolve around the type of magic you specialize in, honestly what even is the point *cough* this is about Dorian who despite being a necromancer almost never talks about it outside of the mage specialization side quest in dai.
January 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect
January 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Obviously the Mournwatch origin is the best one in Veilguard for many reasons, but one of my favorites is how you get to bond over being a weird morbid freak with Emmrich. Also he tells you secrets about national security despite hardly knowing you that he won't tell you if you're any other origin.
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Guess I'll try this bluesky things, but right now my brain rot is mostly Dragon Age and Dynasty Warriors-focused.
December 24, 2024 at 6:00 AM