Jazz
@nebulouslycanon.bsky.social
QA Tester at Alpine Testing Solutions.
She/They.
I draw sometimes, if we're mutuals and you want to see my art account lemme know.
My dumb opinions (and my smart ones) are my own.
She/They.
I draw sometimes, if we're mutuals and you want to see my art account lemme know.
My dumb opinions (and my smart ones) are my own.
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Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
January 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
I'm running out of games I can play without feeling unspeakable rage pooling the pit of my stomach on behalf of the amazing people who worked on them.
January 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm running out of games I can play without feeling unspeakable rage pooling the pit of my stomach on behalf of the amazing people who worked on them.
Tis the season to alienate my grandparents by reminding them that they don't live in a vacuum and never have, and that they only ever thought they did because they grew up prior to the rapid distribution of information we endure today.
December 13, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Tis the season to alienate my grandparents by reminding them that they don't live in a vacuum and never have, and that they only ever thought they did because they grew up prior to the rapid distribution of information we endure today.
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-shows up wearing ceasefire pin
-talks about how the art and magic of games comes from the creatives and devs
-denounces the games made for quotas and in boardrooms
-takes a shot at TGA about giving proper airtime to creatives
-doesnt name drop any celebs
forget the awards, this guy wins hearts man
-talks about how the art and magic of games comes from the creatives and devs
-denounces the games made for quotas and in boardrooms
-takes a shot at TGA about giving proper airtime to creatives
-doesnt name drop any celebs
forget the awards, this guy wins hearts man
December 13, 2024 at 4:16 AM
-shows up wearing ceasefire pin
-talks about how the art and magic of games comes from the creatives and devs
-denounces the games made for quotas and in boardrooms
-takes a shot at TGA about giving proper airtime to creatives
-doesnt name drop any celebs
forget the awards, this guy wins hearts man
-talks about how the art and magic of games comes from the creatives and devs
-denounces the games made for quotas and in boardrooms
-takes a shot at TGA about giving proper airtime to creatives
-doesnt name drop any celebs
forget the awards, this guy wins hearts man
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Swen Vincke Roasts The Gaming Industry Speech for Game of the Year Award
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December 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Accidentally bought sweetened dried mangoes at the store instead of regular dried mangoes 😖
Dried mangoes are already sweet as hell, what the fuck is the point of the candied monstrosity that is the 'sweetened' version. It's already sweet!!! I hate this exists.
Dried mangoes are already sweet as hell, what the fuck is the point of the candied monstrosity that is the 'sweetened' version. It's already sweet!!! I hate this exists.
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Accidentally bought sweetened dried mangoes at the store instead of regular dried mangoes 😖
Dried mangoes are already sweet as hell, what the fuck is the point of the candied monstrosity that is the 'sweetened' version. It's already sweet!!! I hate this exists.
Dried mangoes are already sweet as hell, what the fuck is the point of the candied monstrosity that is the 'sweetened' version. It's already sweet!!! I hate this exists.
I do believe I have a cold😔
Luckily my cats are more than happy to snuggle and keep me warm 🐾
Luckily my cats are more than happy to snuggle and keep me warm 🐾
December 3, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I do believe I have a cold😔
Luckily my cats are more than happy to snuggle and keep me warm 🐾
Luckily my cats are more than happy to snuggle and keep me warm 🐾
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Got the Wicked Eyes Wicked Hearts song stuck in my head. That mission's timed mechanics may have stressed me tf out, but the soundtrack for it is such a banger.
November 21, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Got the Wicked Eyes Wicked Hearts song stuck in my head. That mission's timed mechanics may have stressed me tf out, but the soundtrack for it is such a banger.
I'm really loving the number of traversal puzzles in Veilguard. Most aren't too hard but they're juuuust enough to scratch that "oooh but what's over here?!" itch.
November 4, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I'm really loving the number of traversal puzzles in Veilguard. Most aren't too hard but they're juuuust enough to scratch that "oooh but what's over here?!" itch.
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AAA really spent 4 years with access to an entire planet of remote talent and said "nah", huh?
October 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
AAA really spent 4 years with access to an entire planet of remote talent and said "nah", huh?
I'm a couch gamer at heart.
I ain't never gonna play at a desk. Even if I got a gaming PC, my monitor would be my TV so I can be comfy.
I ain't never gonna play at a desk. Even if I got a gaming PC, my monitor would be my TV so I can be comfy.
October 30, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I'm a couch gamer at heart.
I ain't never gonna play at a desk. Even if I got a gaming PC, my monitor would be my TV so I can be comfy.
I ain't never gonna play at a desk. Even if I got a gaming PC, my monitor would be my TV so I can be comfy.
My new couch is so comfy and awesome and my cats love it.
But the best place for it is also unfortunately juuuust far enough away from the TV that I can no longer read text in FF14 easily.
Gonna have to redo my whole HUD🫠
But the best place for it is also unfortunately juuuust far enough away from the TV that I can no longer read text in FF14 easily.
Gonna have to redo my whole HUD🫠
October 30, 2024 at 3:52 AM
My new couch is so comfy and awesome and my cats love it.
But the best place for it is also unfortunately juuuust far enough away from the TV that I can no longer read text in FF14 easily.
Gonna have to redo my whole HUD🫠
But the best place for it is also unfortunately juuuust far enough away from the TV that I can no longer read text in FF14 easily.
Gonna have to redo my whole HUD🫠
Sooooon
Halloween is going to be eggcellent 🎃🥚
Halloween is going to be eggcellent 🎃🥚
October 27, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Sooooon
Halloween is going to be eggcellent 🎃🥚
Halloween is going to be eggcellent 🎃🥚
Binge watching Battlestar at 2am with both of your cats snuggled up next to you does something good for the soul I think
October 26, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Binge watching Battlestar at 2am with both of your cats snuggled up next to you does something good for the soul I think
Last day at Bungie.
It's been an awesome two years, and I hope one day I'll be back.
It's been an awesome two years, and I hope one day I'll be back.
October 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Last day at Bungie.
It's been an awesome two years, and I hope one day I'll be back.
It's been an awesome two years, and I hope one day I'll be back.
The new birdseed I bought a big bag of is, unfortunately, not a hit with the local peeps😔
October 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
The new birdseed I bought a big bag of is, unfortunately, not a hit with the local peeps😔
Back by unpopular demand: the woodpecker eating my house 🐤
October 24, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Back by unpopular demand: the woodpecker eating my house 🐤
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...you've been warned...
October 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
...you've been warned...
I'm so ready for next week.
Gonna get to see my stupid Elven god boyfriend🥚 AND my new assassin boyfriend 🐦⬛.
Also really hoping my Rook can flirt with my Inquisitor. For the ✨drama✨
Gonna get to see my stupid Elven god boyfriend🥚 AND my new assassin boyfriend 🐦⬛.
Also really hoping my Rook can flirt with my Inquisitor. For the ✨drama✨
October 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I'm so ready for next week.
Gonna get to see my stupid Elven god boyfriend🥚 AND my new assassin boyfriend 🐦⬛.
Also really hoping my Rook can flirt with my Inquisitor. For the ✨drama✨
Gonna get to see my stupid Elven god boyfriend🥚 AND my new assassin boyfriend 🐦⬛.
Also really hoping my Rook can flirt with my Inquisitor. For the ✨drama✨
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December 2, 2023 at 1:54 AM
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too bad you cant get a job Imagining Scenarios i would crush that shit
October 22, 2024 at 2:21 AM
too bad you cant get a job Imagining Scenarios i would crush that shit