I don't fully understand what a tariff is but I am about to find out on a physical level

she’s so

I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.

Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer

if i was the guy from severance i simply would not have gotten severanced

Hugh Grant was simply amazing in "Heretic".

anyway,

trying to adopt a dog in new york is impossible. all the shelters ask if youre ethically non-monogamous and if you say no they kill the dog in front of you

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

i love propaganda that confirms all the beliefs i already held

“No one cares what you all were listening to this year” yes I do. I cherish sneaking a peek at the tableau of the life you’ve created that makes you you. I’m a fly on the wall of your heart’s menagerie. I love you sm btw can I see your hole

Not being gay sounds so boring

doing one more embarrassing plea to make friends/curate my algorithm!! if u like
taylor swift
emo & pop punk & post hardcore music
horror movies (slashers and horror comedies are my fave)
the sims
life is strange (pricefield :3)
lana del rey
glee
shitposts
pls lmk so i can follow u

“believe it or not i’m walking on air”
ummmm yeah. i call bullshit

posting cause i just need to tweek my algo cuz rn im not seeing posts i like
:( i love #TaylorSwift #HorrorMovies #EmoMusic #PopPunk #PopCulture and also funny ppl and shitposts. please help me algorithm gods. i will follow anyone who posts about anything remotely close to my interests lmao

🏟️| Except when she’s on TV!