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the other day i had some sort of panic attack/ stress induced tantrum for about 16 hours and once i was done my husband brushed my hair
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
looking at pics where i was very beautiful n being like should i try and look that way again but then im embarassed because i cant go back and dont want to want to
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i wish i never had to eat again and i also wish i could eat as much as i wanted and never get full. i also wish for one million dollars
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
sooo frustrated about my current knitwork. every mistake has been on the front panel on full display, but i cannot fix cabling mistakes its just not something on the table for my skill level, and i know if i frog it back to where i joined in the round (all my mistakes except one occurred after )-
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ordering a coffee is just always kind of excruciating
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
growing up and realizing steve albini was right about steely dan
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
white guys finding out about fairuz they built a third tower and hit it
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
KEVIN THA BEST KEVIN NUMBAR ONE
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
lowkey would love if my only follower here was my therapist but ijk i would have weird sex dreams about her a la tony soprano
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
im so funny sometimes good for me haha
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
things im enjoying this week: reeces take 5 candies, hair clips, sitting down at work n doing nothing
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
things i dislike this week: white women w slickback buns and ponytails extra points if they have a tan... unsettling vibes, top golf, ugh lowkey the olga sweater im sick of her
October 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i want to hide i dont want anyone to see me
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
guys why am i anxious and depressed today
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i took a nap after work today and was googling symptoms for wanting to sleep during the day. for a nap
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
2026 im going soft quaker
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
hurt people hurt people so true so true
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
listening to an audio book and guessing when the narrator is reading thru a break between lines/pages
October 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
u werent invited because your humors are fucked
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i hate the nostalgia people feel about "old republicans" and desire to return to pretrump politics. EVERYTHING MUST CHANGE OR IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN DO NOT FALL FOR NEOLIBERAL HORSESHIT
October 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
ok yea may or may not have poisoned myself again
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
EVERYTIME I COMB MY HAIIRRR
THOUGHTSS OF U GET IN MY EYES
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
honestly i restract all previous statements ab addison rae my slle opinion is just i feel unsettled by her vibe and presence and will just leave jt at that
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
im ngl i feel like fl weed is grown in hell and harvested by draculas
October 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
shaun king ezra klein epic rap battles of history
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM