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omfg i cannot let anything lie ever
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 PM
omfg i cannot let anything lie ever
omg sorry gay ppl heated rivalry is legit not good
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
omg sorry gay ppl heated rivalry is legit not good
birthday in three days feeling veerry capricorn rn
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 AM
birthday in three days feeling veerry capricorn rn
omg im gonna diarrhea my all cream white work outfit bc im covering a break and cant potty
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
omg im gonna diarrhea my all cream white work outfit bc im covering a break and cant potty
i wasnt a cumtown person when it was coming out because i thought it was bad and im listenjng to it now just to know what it was and yeah its boring but omfg yea adam is a bug fr
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
i wasnt a cumtown person when it was coming out because i thought it was bad and im listenjng to it now just to know what it was and yeah its boring but omfg yea adam is a bug fr
whimsy is now what ✨word✨ was
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
whimsy is now what ✨word✨ was
putting these here for poopsterity
January 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
putting these here for poopsterity
i think i ahve a spagbol problem
January 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
i think i ahve a spagbol problem
im actually addicted to her i wanna put her on a spoon and light it
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
im actually addicted to her i wanna put her on a spoon and light it
lowkey love when a trend just echoes around into gibberish for anyone to share anything about themselves
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
lowkey love when a trend just echoes around into gibberish for anyone to share anything about themselves
fuck thats good<- love how brits like to cum when something tastes good
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
fuck thats good<- love how brits like to cum when something tastes good
just made bolognese so good i feel emotional
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
just made bolognese so good i feel emotional
knitters who body check omfg dont piss me off im blocking u 😑
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
knitters who body check omfg dont piss me off im blocking u 😑
i dont like people saying we are in a media literacy crisis and just leaving it at that
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
i dont like people saying we are in a media literacy crisis and just leaving it at that
people who are genuinely very curious about garments and seek out learning about them are very cool i respect the hustle
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
people who are genuinely very curious about garments and seek out learning about them are very cool i respect the hustle
eating the pasta to check doneness and then warshing it down with a bite of the sauce to microdose dinner
December 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
eating the pasta to check doneness and then warshing it down with a bite of the sauce to microdose dinner
kniuckle tattoo that says EASILY ENTERTAINED
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
kniuckle tattoo that says EASILY ENTERTAINED
just getting high as shit eating like an asshole and taking like 80 pics of audrey
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
just getting high as shit eating like an asshole and taking like 80 pics of audrey
audrey ---> audrey after i pet her head a little
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
audrey ---> audrey after i pet her head a little
white girls with a yellow ass foundation are sooo scaryyy
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
white girls with a yellow ass foundation are sooo scaryyy
omg i love old white lady smell can i say that
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
omg i love old white lady smell can i say that
i know what youre thinking . Hope u r gummied out quite a bit this week /i smile and nod
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i know what youre thinking . Hope u r gummied out quite a bit this week /i smile and nod
talking my mother in law into marxism on a gummy
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
talking my mother in law into marxism on a gummy
omfg dont make me have to see ivy wolk i dont want to see or hear about her everr her resurgence in relevance is so not needed
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
omfg dont make me have to see ivy wolk i dont want to see or hear about her everr her resurgence in relevance is so not needed