Saw a tween buying an avenged sevenfold CD at an antique mall yesterday. Merry Christmas.

My Dad named me after my mom. So after I came out and chose my name, he asked me, "why not choose (masculine version of Mom's name)? I really want your mom to continue to be honored with your name." I miss my Dad.

(I thought it was a funny exchange. I refuse to have that name, though.)

brad marchand needs to calm down a little bit and also should be fined for ripping apart Dahlin's helmet, that was so weird

I’ve never seen a player rip the straps out of an opponent’s helmet before.

Achievement unlocked for Brad Marchand.

Fuck the dodgers.

Finally finished #WheelofTime audiobooks. Now what am I gonna listen to on my commutes? Music?? Podcasts???

OMG, do I LOOK like some who "does Zyn"?

As I'm walking to the bathroom at Horse, I see a guy come out wiping his hands on his shirt. So think, "oh, no towels, ig." Walk into the bathroom and both autodispensers have towels hanging from them. I'm gonna choose to believe he still washed his hands.

I just realized my nephew is turning 12 this year. WTF. He was baby just yesterday!

I'm very close to asking someone to pull out for me because no fucking business accepts the paper ID/old ID combo for buying alcohol. wtf. I'm 37 and I look it!

I can still drink at bars I'm a regular at but I don't wanna spend $6 a drink when I can have the full amount I want for $10.

A brunch spot in Billings. I didn't go there because I'm super judgemental

The first bit of New Mexican food upon return is always satisfying.

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

Me: is this Pitch Perfect 3 or tw--
Timmy: Three, yeah!
Me: thanks.

Miles from MITE must be so stoked for the #Minecraft movie. Finally, inclusion for the Square Head community.

Go Finland!! 🇫🇮🇫🇮

Removing the "TI" from LGBTI doesn't erase. I'm still here.