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i’m going to become a rounding consultant. i will introduce clients to the function “floor” for payments and “ceil” for invoices. my yacht will require safe harbor.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
.Thanks for not keeping me in suspense for how the sentence was going to end .I find it very ,rude and a sign of poor authorship
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That's how A/B tests work, right?
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Can't believe I have to add "Would you leave your kid alone with a random person off the street that you handed a $5 bill and told to 'not talk about bad stuff'?" to classics like "Would you tell them your crypto wallet key?" and "Would you give them delete access to your company's database?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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My phone has full optical character recognition of 47,000 photos. I can search individual words.

I cannot search three words in quotes.

Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.

And now we have this.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Counterpoint: look at that face, they would never
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Btw, there's a perfectly Republican stance on housing that isn't both wrong and evil, which is that we need to deregulate housing to encourage construction.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Normal country eliminating .01 coin: here are the straightforward rules on rounding transactions to the nearest .05 increment

USA: Here’s a safe harbor exception that may or may not hold up, good luck idiots
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
WOW.

I'm following the right people.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
*that's the girldifference!
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM