Jon Nauert
@nauert.bsky.social
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Best Announcement of the Game Awards.
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Best Announcement of the Game Awards.
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ppl shocked Blue Prince isn't nominated for GOTY but I think it makes sense because most people who picked it up got mad because they suck at it
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
ppl shocked Blue Prince isn't nominated for GOTY but I think it makes sense because most people who picked it up got mad because they suck at it
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I can't wait to play all the games I have saved up. Should coincide nicely with the time my eyes and hands stop working entirely
September 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I can't wait to play all the games I have saved up. Should coincide nicely with the time my eyes and hands stop working entirely
Authentic Australian cuisine: pancakes lasagna
August 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Authentic Australian cuisine: pancakes lasagna
@themountaingoats.bsky.social A certain Magic commentator, who I believe you know(?) & who has publicly stated how heavily your music influenced him, is getting married next month! Is there any chance you'd be willing to record a short congrats message for him (and if he flips out, all the better)?
July 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social A certain Magic commentator, who I believe you know(?) & who has publicly stated how heavily your music influenced him, is getting married next month! Is there any chance you'd be willing to record a short congrats message for him (and if he flips out, all the better)?
When I spend an irresponsibly large amount of money on some frivolous bullshit my first instinct is generally not to announce it to the entire planet, but what do I know
May 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When I spend an irresponsibly large amount of money on some frivolous bullshit my first instinct is generally not to announce it to the entire planet, but what do I know
Eating sushi, watching Taskmaster, and taking the Mt. Holly casino for all it's worth. Simple pleasures.
April 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Eating sushi, watching Taskmaster, and taking the Mt. Holly casino for all it's worth. Simple pleasures.
What it's like to be waiting for the Switch 2 and also paying attention to current events
April 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What it's like to be waiting for the Switch 2 and also paying attention to current events
Bought my first Magic art print! Craterhoof Behemoth is one of my favorite cards of all time, and when I saw this piece by @magalivilleneuve.bsky.social I fell in love immediately.
April 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bought my first Magic art print! Craterhoof Behemoth is one of my favorite cards of all time, and when I saw this piece by @magalivilleneuve.bsky.social I fell in love immediately.
Not sure that doubling down on "I'll support quite literally anything the GOP wants if they threaten a shutdown" is quite the ironclad position you seem to think it is, chief
My YES vote is *not* an endorsement of this deeply flawed CR.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
March 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not sure that doubling down on "I'll support quite literally anything the GOP wants if they threaten a shutdown" is quite the ironclad position you seem to think it is, chief
Thank you to @bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net for hosting a series of trivia contests, one of which I decided on a whim at 3am to participate in and ended up winning! The gift card prize went to a very good cause (large guy)
March 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Thank you to @bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net for hosting a series of trivia contests, one of which I decided on a whim at 3am to participate in and ended up winning! The gift card prize went to a very good cause (large guy)
"I think everyone who isn't a farmer wants to be one right now" is not the clever quip you think it is
Trump’s Sec of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says the solution to high egg prices for Americans is to get some chickens and raise them in your backyard.
March 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"I think everyone who isn't a farmer wants to be one right now" is not the clever quip you think it is
Take two, this time surely with more winning and less losing
January 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Take two, this time surely with more winning and less losing
Time to play strong disciplined poker and not bluff it all off with 9 high, and other lies I tell myself
January 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Time to play strong disciplined poker and not bluff it all off with 9 high, and other lies I tell myself
'2025 is gonna be the year I finally start taking care of myself and get in better shape,' I think to myself in the kitchen while waiting for the hot dogs to finish microwaving at 10:15pm
January 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
'2025 is gonna be the year I finally start taking care of myself and get in better shape,' I think to myself in the kitchen while waiting for the hot dogs to finish microwaving at 10:15pm
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Farts are Free via Butts.
November 17, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Farts are Free via Butts.
7-2 in draft, with four of the wins decided by Hidetsugu's Second Rite. Such a shame to have peaked so early. #MTGFDN @fireshoes.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 11:33 PM
7-2 in draft, with four of the wins decided by Hidetsugu's Second Rite. Such a shame to have peaked so early. #MTGFDN @fireshoes.bsky.social