Ugh, hope it is just a cold. I read there is a nasty flu going round.

Hope so. Can you leave feedback to say he/she found you yesterday just fine.

A lot I bet. Sell out. I'd have said yes donated it to charity and twatted the orange one on the head with it.

Oh no... how infuriating. I hope the company you are ordering from is stinging these companies with big fines for non delivery.

We topped up to full last time, so probably ok. I imagine it is at least 200L. We have learned lesson not to top up in full in summer as it expands in hot weather and can leak.

There is a farm in the fens that grows a lot of the more unusual veg and I saw a micro herb place in Spain that does loads of Japanese stuff. I imagine lack of skilled chefs may also be a problem.

Good Mexican food chain. Not Tex Mex. A pierogi place and bring back spud u like.

I know it is wrong to say this but if I met that hateful frigging woman I would stub her cigar out on her plastic head. She'd probably melt she has had so much work done.

Hope it arrives this time. Must be so frustrating to be excited and looking forward to something only for it not to arrive.

I do not think I would cope with a gangplank. We have a ramp for the dog for when we cant get both ends in. I used to let her off on the ramp then shimmy down the gunnels to the closest point and jump. Another fitness goal _ improve my balance.

I've drawn my curtains and put a light on already. Luckily I took the dog out about 4 as it is now pissing it down.

No. I hope you are not thinking of trying this. You'd get stuck and the fire brigade would have to come and rescue you.

Should I be laughing or commiserating.

I feel for the poor drivers. They probably love delivering here as we have a post room. They can just go chuck it all in. They put the poor buggers on such tight schedules. But yes, DHL need to give their drivers a realistic route and take into account carrying food.

They'd have fun in the area I used to live in, a lot of ladies wore a full burqa. The Asda near us was next to a big mosque. Best world food aisles ever!

Indeed. Especially when so many locals know a bridge as Tom's bridge or the toot toot bridge and not the real name. Especially helpful if moored near a private farm track.