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(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers)

Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker?

Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
February 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So do you think next year they’ll play Not Like Us in between Lift Ev’ry Voice and America the Beautiful?
February 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The first consequence of this admin that’s genuinely amusing rather than terrifying.
Pennsylvania police are scrambling after 100,000 eggs were stolen.

They have a total estimated value of $40,000.
February 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
So turns out Cynthia and Ariana had every right to be insufferable these past few weeks because Wicked was phenomenal.
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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Kendrick going to therapy and coming back and choosing violence does not surprise me. Therapy did not make me nicer but it did make me unapologetic and very cunty!
December 3, 2024 at 12:39 AM