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Captain Obvious Bárbara
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Barb/Cap | She/They | Queer | 1992 | 🇵🇹
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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alexwild.bsky.social
Screen cap of the xkcd cartoon, "Welcome to the Biology Department. It has been three days since we discovered something existentially horrifying about bugs that makes you question your whole reality."
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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prisonculture.bsky.social
White bros have tanked the economy OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. It's a testament to white supremacy that they continue to hold the power to do this.
jessefelder.bsky.social Jesse Felder @jessefelder.bsky.social · Nov 17
“People have an incentive to say I’m wrong . . . and I feel, behind [closed] doors, people are more concerned about what I’m saying than they are in public.” www.ft.com/content/61ce...
‘I’m nervous’: Klarna founder challenges trillion-dollar spending on AI
OpenAI backer Sebastian Siemiatkowski says tech industry is committing too much money to huge computing infrastructure
www.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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crowlees.bsky.social
break ⛓️‍💥 your ⛓️ chains
An illustration of a wolf wearing a large spiked collar with a large metal chain attached, which is cracking. The wolf bares its teeth in a snarl. A black border reads “break your chains” with decorative illustrations of a breaking chain and barbed wire
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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darkchibishadow.bsky.social
Here's a few more photo studies (these are all transmasc people, so these are mostly t-dicks) but it's a good way to see how everything is connected. (Plus, I see folks drawing t-dick heads very separate from the labia, which usually only happens with surgery.) Go look at photos, please!
Various art studies of t-dicks based on photos. Various art studies of t-dicks based on photos. Various art studies of t-dicks based on photos. Various art studies of t-dicks based on photos.
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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fleshatronach.bsky.social
that beagle
scribbles of snoopy
October 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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corvophobia.bsky.social
who up thinking about griddlehark
August 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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lykoiii.bsky.social
"𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒇𝒊𝒕?"
"𝑵𝒐. 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒚."

#thelockedtomb #tlt
digital dtrawing of prince ianthe naberius from the locked tomb. they're standing with their back to the viewer, golden rapier resting over their shoulder. they are wearing white military uniform with golden accents and their hair is styled in finger waves. their lips and skin are deathly pale
August 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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eleonorpiteira.bsky.social
Guess who's a new Magic Artist!! ✨

Haliya, Guided by Light, for the Magic: The Gathering set 'Edge of Eternities' 🪐

Many thanks to the AD, the lovely Sarah Wassel, for the opportunity and the trust!

©2025 Wizards of the Coast #mtg #mtgEoE
Haliya, Guided by Light, illustrated by Eleonor Piteira for the Magic: The Gathering set 'Edge of Eternities'. A young black woman dressed in light armour with an orange cape and holding a sci-fi-looking axe, stands triumphantly on top of a pile of dead enemies in dark bulky armours. Behind her there's a flat orange planet against a light purple background with stars, while the silhouette of a ship flies by.
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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leslyoh.bsky.social
Blake 🖤 #rwby
June 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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deliciest.bsky.social
AwoooOoo~! 🐺🌕✨
December 27, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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donatoarts.bsky.social
St. George and the Dragon
30" x 20" Oil on Panel
collection of Cat Conrad
Program cover art from DragonCon 2010 and a demo on oil painting for the IMC.
Had the honor of Lucas Museum of Narrative Art trying to purchase this when it appeared in the 'Enchanted' exhibit at the Norman Rockwell Museum.
May 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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psephrain8.bsky.social
As always it was very fun to work on a piece for one of these! Love these art collabs so much, seeing people's Chikorita gather together was great!
Here's the full art for my contribution :)
#fanart #pokemon #collab
My drawing of a Chikorita from Pokemon! A cute, round, green dinosaur-like creature with a pear-shaped body, a ring of green buds around its neck, and a big leaf atop its head. It's drawn in the middle of a happy frolicking, swinging its leaf and summoning Razor Leaf around it.
May 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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alridpath.bsky.social
For @daemonfable.bsky.social ☁️

#furryart #fantasyart #tapestry
April 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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eleonorpiteira.bsky.social
Sea of Giants

#art #illustration #personalwork
An illustration by Eleonor Piteira of a night scene on a desert landscape with giant rocks, some of them sculpted. A giant statue of a woman indirectly points at a moon/planet in the sky. The sky is full of stars and 4 comet-like phenomenon.
March 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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jannaphia.bsky.social
No I’m not dead, just had a tiny lil burnout 💙
Here’s a sneak peek of something I’ve been working on!
March 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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raechu.bsky.social
Stop bullying her!!

#pokemon
March 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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meyoco.bsky.social
💫the witch of creation🌟
Artwork of a girl with blue plaited hair wearing blue corset dress and blue witch hat with clouds and stars pattern. She’s levitating a tea cup in her right hand and around her stars and clouds are dancing.
March 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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txnshii0.bsky.social
Gemma ! #art #MHWilds #MonsterHunterWilds
A side-profile drawing of Gemma, from Monster Hunter Wilds, standing with her hands on her hips and puckering her lips in boredom
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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raccuun.bsky.social
Working for the knife
#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsspoilers #shaunahat
March 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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gingerpk.bsky.social
Spring Morning 🦆
March 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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lackofa.bsky.social
some gryphon (griffin?) silliness
a gryphon with a wide open mouth of a tawny frogmouth, and the spotty back end of a quoll a gryphon that's a mix of a great hornbill bird and a malayan civet a gryphon that's a mix of a burrowing owl and a pink fairy armadillo, which looks appropriately ridiculous
September 12, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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ckguy.bsky.social
werewolf to non-werewolf communication for a tumblr ask
March 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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eleonorpiteira.bsky.social
My little 2024 cover illustration collection :)
Photo of the book cover of WHEN AMONG CROWS by Veronica Roth, featuring a man with a gold halo holding a sword and a flower. Illustration by Eleonor Piteira, design by Katie Klimowicz. Photo of the foiled book cover of A FATE INKED IN BLOOD by Danielle L. Jensen, featuring a long-haired blonde woman with her hand over her neck. A blue circle frames her face and illuminates the norse-inspired woodwork on the background. Illustration by Eleonor Piteira, design by Ella Laytham. Photo of the book cover of EVOCATION by S.T. Gibson, featuring a man upside down with a mysterious red hand grabbing his chest. Illustration by Eleonor Piteira, design by Alice Claire Coleman.
September 30, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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punkdawg.bsky.social
I have never drawn a Basset Bleu de Gascogne before so I had to.
I feel like she is commenting on a young dog's hunting technique

#art #dog #characterdesign #BassetBleudeGascogne
digital drawing of a stylized Basset Bleu de Gascogne with a sassy expression
March 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM