Also if you vandalize nature like this I hope you step on legos for the rest of your miserable life.

So the spider kinda froze up, we waited for the bird to pass, and then he finished getting across the road, after I reminded him that I basically saved his life twice.

And thats the story of my 100th half marathon run. #running

Speaking of the tarantula. I was about 3 miles from the entrance to the park, which means there’s a good amount of vehicle traffic in that stretch. And I saw this guy trying to cross the road. #running #spiders

My nerdy ass pulling up at my hairstylist in my Abolish Ice shirt bumping Fuck The Police.