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Acclaimed Boggle Champion of Arlen Texas
Ranking the top eight Gilded Age characters by which ones are most allowed to say f*ggot (straight characters only)

1. Bertha
2. Mrs Winterton
3. Pumpkin
4. Mrs Fish
5. Mrs Bauer
6. Madame Dashkova
7. Bertha’s sister that idr the name of
8. Bannister
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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white dudes be like “that’s fair”
August 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Spotted Kari Lake walking in DC just now. Bunch of losers in this town. Get me back to God’s country.
April 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Kissed my boyfriend goodbye at the airport today and some guy there said “that’s fucking sick”. Do you think he meant sick as in cool? 🤔
April 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I barely get on here but I have something IMPORTANT to say. The Pine Sol lady is a queer icon and I’m sick and fucking tired of pretending she isn’t.
a woman in a kitchen with bottles of pine sol on the counter
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February 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I choose to believe they solved crimes. Photo from my collection - no documented date/info.
February 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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i have done things in Roku city. i have made love there. in the buildings. in the car
February 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thinking about this cookie my sister got from Lance Bass at a NSYNC meet and greet in 1998, that my dad shellacked and framed next to a photo of Lance with the cookies. Iconic dad behavior, I fear.
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Pete Buttigieg thinking about Jared Polis winning the 2028 nomination and becoming the first openly gay POTUS instead of him
February 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Me IRL: workers must seize the means of production and the only hope for mankind is a preferential option for the poor.

Me when Laura Roslin immediately imprisons a labor leader who threatens a strike: Yes, diva, get his ass!!!
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Did a deep dive today and learned the world’s oldest land animal, an 192yo tortoise named Jonathan has been partnered to and having sex with another tortoise named Frederick since 1991. How old does Frederick have to be for us to not consider the age gap problematic here?
February 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This Anora prequel where Vanya and Anora knew each other as kids doesn’t make any sense in regard to the timeline of the first movie, but goes extremely hard nonetheless.
January 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Brought in a little snow for my cat to experience since it’s so rare for the Atlanta area to get snow and she is…unsure.
January 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Five years ago today my bf and I walked into Petsmart with no intention of getting a cat, but her raspy sad meow in that cage changed our minds quickly. We tried to say goodbye and we choked, we tried to walk away and we stumbled, so we took home our sweet Macey Gray, named for that raspy meow.
January 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A Complete Unknown (2024)
January 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
BREAKING: Gay thruple I follow on Instagram seems to be soft launching a fourth
December 26, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Classic white person joke is asking someone who was in the bathroom for a long time if they “fell in”. It’s humorous and makes the other person self-conscious about probably having diarrhea.
December 26, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Why does this statue of John Lewis in Decatur Square at night look like Vladimir Lenin? ☭
December 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
My white father using black hand emojis because he “couldn’t find the white ones”.
December 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Well, since my baby left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street
At Habbo Hotel
a group of kids standing next to each other with one wearing a rooster hat
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December 19, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Gay couples that wear matching flannel pajamas at Christmas should be tried at The Hague for crimes against humanity
December 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM
A lot of you idiots believed Olive Garden was fancy dining as a kid. I however, continue to believe Olive Garden is fancy dining. We are not the same.
December 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Asked my boyfriend to rear-end this Lamborghini with his 2008 Honda Civic but he told me no
December 15, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Have u
December 13, 2024 at 1:29 PM