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Nate Ader
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Arte Moreno, retire bitch.
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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TRUMP: You learn a lot of things in prison. Big strong guys, coming up to me, telling me that I'm a Yakubian ape. But also that if I recite the [pausing to enunciate] shahada then I will be part of the umma in spite of that, very moving stuff.
August 30, 2023 at 1:16 PM
coincidentally, also the name of Kevin Costner's character in Waterworld
August 29, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Uh oh. Need to travel back to December 2010 and convince Arte Moreno to give Adrián Beltré a sixth year before Trout fades away completely
August 22, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Prior to the Angels doing it last night, the last MLB team to hit a grand slam, turn a triple play, and then LOSE was the Toronto Blue Jays on September 7, 1979.
August 19, 2023 at 5:18 PM
when August hits <<<<
August 19, 2023 at 1:57 PM
The Angels' triple play last night was the 15th in MLB history to go 6-4-3-2
August 19, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Shohei Ohtani hit a go-ahead grand slam for his league-leading 43rd home run while Nolan Schanuel notched his first big-league hit and turned the first triple play in an MLB debut since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Rays defeated the Angels 9-6
August 19, 2023 at 5:00 AM
For those watching Nolan's MLB debut tonight, it's Schanuel

as in not as in
August 18, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Me, logging in to BlueSky for the first time right as it stops functioning:
August 18, 2023 at 9:02 PM