The what now?!

The bar called Mort Subite is ace. I had a dark beer with some cubes of cheese sprinkled in celery salt. 👌

Also, if it's still there, the chess bar called Greenwich is v atmospheric.

Happy enough I can even live with the typo.

Why are Take That hiding behind four pints of Guinness?

There is a non-zero number of flag protesters currently being rinsed on tourist drives around the west end by South Asian migrant pedicab drivers.

As much as the pedicabs are a menace and should be banned, there is a pleasing irony to this situation.

Hi Michael. Which Fulham players do you see particularly excelling? Robinson was immense at points last season, and Silva seems to be harnessing Iwobi better than others have.

Most of it was written in anger in the post-relegation misery but had to update when we appointed the new manager so it’s a real mix of feeling