DanBuildsThings
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If they don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.
Occasional replier on the discovery feed because it’s nice to be nice.
Good carpenters are philosophers, musicians, or both.
Occasional replier on the discovery feed because it’s nice to be nice.
Good carpenters are philosophers, musicians, or both.
I don't think it's ideal to start a left hand turn on the left hand side.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I don't think it's ideal to start a left hand turn on the left hand side.
Kristi Noem is fucking up my enjoyment of F1 AND America
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Kristi Noem is fucking up my enjoyment of F1 AND America
Lewis is obviously having a rough weekend but Beyoncé brought the twins so it can’t be all bad
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lewis is obviously having a rough weekend but Beyoncé brought the twins so it can’t be all bad
Oh my household is HOT over this. Make it more difficult to get loans for a NURSING DEGREE when there’s a nursing SHORTAGE?!
The DOE just cut multiple fields from the “professional degree” list, shrinking loan access for future workers. Nursing, PAs, PT, OT, audiology, public health, social work, & education master’s all got dropped.
And yes, they’re fields dominated by women.
#ProudBlue
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
And yes, they’re fields dominated by women.
#ProudBlue
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
Nursing is no longer counted as a 'professional degree' by Trump admin
The Department of Education has excluded nursing as a "professional degree" program as it implements various changes to student loans.
www.newsweek.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh my household is HOT over this. Make it more difficult to get loans for a NURSING DEGREE when there’s a nursing SHORTAGE?!
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Viral musical sensation Jesse Welles brings his GRAMMY-nominated political folk to the Ed Sullivan Theater for a solo performance of "Join ICE," a tune from his latest EP, 'No Kings.'
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Viral musical sensation Jesse Welles brings his GRAMMY-nominated political folk to the Ed Sullivan Theater for a solo performance of "Join ICE," a tune from his latest EP, 'No Kings.'
Oh Lewis nooooo
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh Lewis nooooo
I can’t think of anywhere I’d less like to be than in Las Vegas right now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I can’t think of anywhere I’d less like to be than in Las Vegas right now.
A pair of side cuts on the valve stem is very subtle compared to slashing through a sidewall, if anyone’s curious
They’re slashing ICE’s tires in Charlotte. Is 12 years in NC enough to feel state pride without it being stolen valor?
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A pair of side cuts on the valve stem is very subtle compared to slashing through a sidewall, if anyone’s curious
My dad still pronounces it “diabetus” and that’s a great comfort.
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My dad still pronounces it “diabetus” and that’s a great comfort.
Today is a good day.
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Today is a good day.
Take me away, Formula Un
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Take me away, Formula Un
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November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What if Zohran does the whole *offers handshake* *pulls away and slicks back hair* thing and then points at the camera and says "I don't shake hands with pedophiles" because I'd send him all of my money.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What if Zohran does the whole *offers handshake* *pulls away and slicks back hair* thing and then points at the camera and says "I don't shake hands with pedophiles" because I'd send him all of my money.
We watched Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy in my dad's hospital room where he's recovering from a stroke and I pointed out that he is now the target audience of every single advertisement. This greatly angered him, which is a good sign.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We watched Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy in my dad's hospital room where he's recovering from a stroke and I pointed out that he is now the target audience of every single advertisement. This greatly angered him, which is a good sign.
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Several reports recently of masked individuals, armed (firearm & taser), patrolling Main Street in downtown #Lafayette, #Indiana! No confirmed federal agents; no confirmed attempts at detention. Just randomly spreading terror in our #Hoosier homeland. See details below (in English & en Espanol).
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Several reports recently of masked individuals, armed (firearm & taser), patrolling Main Street in downtown #Lafayette, #Indiana! No confirmed federal agents; no confirmed attempts at detention. Just randomly spreading terror in our #Hoosier homeland. See details below (in English & en Espanol).
Stopped by my parents house tonight to fix their toilet and discovered my dad (77) has apparently been slurring his words for three days and "everything tastes horrible" so yea we took a trip to the oopsie place. KNOW THE SIGNS OF A NEUROLOGICAL ISSUE, PEOPLE.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Stopped by my parents house tonight to fix their toilet and discovered my dad (77) has apparently been slurring his words for three days and "everything tastes horrible" so yea we took a trip to the oopsie place. KNOW THE SIGNS OF A NEUROLOGICAL ISSUE, PEOPLE.
Gonna tell my kid this is Greg Bovino
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Gonna tell my kid this is Greg Bovino
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Evil motherfuckers, the lot of them
reposting because facts:
did not know this, but apparently back at the end of August, ICE bought Tahoes from Hendrick Motorsports
did not know this, but apparently back at the end of August, ICE bought Tahoes from Hendrick Motorsports
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Evil motherfuckers, the lot of them
Going big for Christmas. I’ll be ready for pyrotechnics by Thanksgiving
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Going big for Christmas. I’ll be ready for pyrotechnics by Thanksgiving
The Resolute Desk is at Mar-A-Lago, if you didn’t know.
Had 4 years of outrage media coverage of Hunter Biden having a board seat but not quite as much energy directed to what is basically legalized bribery. Need your tariffs cut? Just hand Trump a <checks notes> $130,000 solid gold bar and a bespoke Rolex desk clock. Media shrugs.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Resolute Desk is at Mar-A-Lago, if you didn’t know.
This feels like a big Fall Saturday for Doing Things
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This feels like a big Fall Saturday for Doing Things
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NEW: Indiana will NOT redistrict. They don’t have the votes. www.wishtv.com/news/politic...
Indiana won't redraw congressional maps due to lack of votes in Senate
Indiana Senate will not redraw congressional maps due to lack of votes, Senate President Pro Tem Rodric Bray announced.
www.wishtv.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
NEW: Indiana will NOT redistrict. They don’t have the votes. www.wishtv.com/news/politic...
I keep trying to make jokes, because that’s my defense mechanism, but I’m growing weary from the evil in this world and there just isn’t much humor to be found. I’m terrified to be a dad.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I keep trying to make jokes, because that’s my defense mechanism, but I’m growing weary from the evil in this world and there just isn’t much humor to be found. I’m terrified to be a dad.
“Did crime, c u nxt wknd!”
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Sent from my iPad
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“Did crime, c u nxt wknd!”
Sent from my iPad
Sent from my iPad