Nanci Schwartz
@nancipants.bsky.social
I write books about awesome ladies in space.✨ author of the ROBBER BARRONS trilogy✨ I also runDisney✨ she/her✨ Luke/Mara trash since 1992 (ask me for my AO3)✨
Pinned
I really need to start writing again.
In the meantime, if you like Star Wars and Firefly, I would love some more readers for my sci-fi trilogy, starting with Robber Barrons. They are on Am@zon (yes, only there, sorry).
In the meantime, if you like Star Wars and Firefly, I would love some more readers for my sci-fi trilogy, starting with Robber Barrons. They are on Am@zon (yes, only there, sorry).
I’m very tired of having to explain to my mom that my aunt and grandma are dead, not excluding and avoiding her.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m very tired of having to explain to my mom that my aunt and grandma are dead, not excluding and avoiding her.
Watching vlogs about the new Disney ship, and the Haunted Mansion Parlor is so much cooler than Hyperspace Lounge on the Wish, that it’s almost insulting
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Watching vlogs about the new Disney ship, and the Haunted Mansion Parlor is so much cooler than Hyperspace Lounge on the Wish, that it’s almost insulting
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.
LRT: Jaina Solo, Tenel Ka Djo, Tahiri Veila
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LRT: Jaina Solo, Tenel Ka Djo, Tahiri Veila
Reposted by Nanci Schwartz
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If LFL weren’t cowards she’d be young Mara Jade
Report: Sadie Sink’s Mystery ‘Spider-Man’ Role Continues In ‘Avengers: Secret Wars’
Report: Sadie Sink’s Mystery 'Spider-Man' Role Continues In 'Avengers: Secret Wars'
The 'Stranger Things' star might be even more important to the Marvel Cinematic Universe than we thought.
gizmodo.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If LFL weren’t cowards she’d be young Mara Jade
How many times can you have the same conversation before you lose your damn mind?
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
How many times can you have the same conversation before you lose your damn mind?
Woke up with a headache. Forced myself to go for a run. It made me feel better!!! But once I was done, the headache came back.
Running is a trick! Don’t do it!!!
Running is a trick! Don’t do it!!!
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Woke up with a headache. Forced myself to go for a run. It made me feel better!!! But once I was done, the headache came back.
Running is a trick! Don’t do it!!!
Running is a trick! Don’t do it!!!
Superman
Without saying Sinners, name your film of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Superman
I showed Owen the Super Mario Galaxy trailer and he immediately asked to watch it again, so it definitely hits the target audience. 😝
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I showed Owen the Super Mario Galaxy trailer and he immediately asked to watch it again, so it definitely hits the target audience. 😝
I’m at 17.5 miles and I don’t want to run anymore. 😭
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m at 17.5 miles and I don’t want to run anymore. 😭
Facebook reminded me that my last book came out three years ago today. I thanked John Bierly in the acknowledgements because our conversations helped shape how I wrote a certain character, and man, I really wish he could have read them. 😔
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Facebook reminded me that my last book came out three years ago today. I thanked John Bierly in the acknowledgements because our conversations helped shape how I wrote a certain character, and man, I really wish he could have read them. 😔
Someone posted this in my running group. 🤣
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Someone posted this in my running group. 🤣
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
(Please note: the iguanas are fine! They just freeze and fall out of trees.)
Excuse me, I’d like to lodge a complaint
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Excuse me, I’d like to lodge a complaint
I’m trying to do my best, and it’s never fucking good enough.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’m trying to do my best, and it’s never fucking good enough.
My kid got mad at me and said he didn’t love me anymore, and I didn’t immediately burst into tears, please clap
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My kid got mad at me and said he didn’t love me anymore, and I didn’t immediately burst into tears, please clap
*sees all the election news*
*is happy*
*but cries in Florida*
*is happy*
*but cries in Florida*
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
*sees all the election news*
*is happy*
*but cries in Florida*
*is happy*
*but cries in Florida*
Why do 26 billionaires even exist?
At least 26 billionaires donated to groups opposing Zohran Mamdani, the democratic socialist who is the Democratic New York City mayoral candidate.
These Are The Billionaires Donors Behind Tuesday’s Elections
At least 26 billionaires donated to groups opposing Zohran Mamdani, the democratic socialist who is the Democratic New York City mayoral candidate.
www.forbes.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why do 26 billionaires even exist?
Did my first tempo run with my new paces. Mile 1 was 11:22, Mile 2 was 11:35. To run a 2:30 half, I need to be faster than 11:26 (to account for going longer than 13.1 which always happens in a race). It didn’t feel easy but it wasn’t super hard, either - but of course, I only did 2 miles.
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Did my first tempo run with my new paces. Mile 1 was 11:22, Mile 2 was 11:35. To run a 2:30 half, I need to be faster than 11:26 (to account for going longer than 13.1 which always happens in a race). It didn’t feel easy but it wasn’t super hard, either - but of course, I only did 2 miles.
“You have to wash your hands every time you wipe your butt.”
The things they don’t tell you about parenting
The things they don’t tell you about parenting
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“You have to wash your hands every time you wipe your butt.”
The things they don’t tell you about parenting
The things they don’t tell you about parenting
Robert Preston from The Last Starfighter
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Robert Preston from The Last Starfighter
My mom: Why isn’t AP (her sister) coming to see me? What did I do wrong to make her mad?
Me: AP isn’t seeing anyone. She’s dead.
Mom: I know that! But I’m trying to figure out why she doesn’t visit me!
Just… how do you deal with this?
Me: AP isn’t seeing anyone. She’s dead.
Mom: I know that! But I’m trying to figure out why she doesn’t visit me!
Just… how do you deal with this?
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My mom: Why isn’t AP (her sister) coming to see me? What did I do wrong to make her mad?
Me: AP isn’t seeing anyone. She’s dead.
Mom: I know that! But I’m trying to figure out why she doesn’t visit me!
Just… how do you deal with this?
Me: AP isn’t seeing anyone. She’s dead.
Mom: I know that! But I’m trying to figure out why she doesn’t visit me!
Just… how do you deal with this?
I’m not fond of it getting dark early but I do appreciate being able to say “it’s dark, time for bed!”
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m not fond of it getting dark early but I do appreciate being able to say “it’s dark, time for bed!”
Jeff Galloway changed my life. I will never not run/walk.
I’ve run 2 marathons doing run 4 minutes, walk 2 minutes. It’s slow but it’s also the only way this 50-year-old former offensive tackle’s body was going to go any kind of distance over a 5k.
If you are watching the NYC marathon today and are inspired to start running, please allow me to suggest run/walking. You don’t have to suffer! Run 8 minutes, walk 2. Run 90 secs, walk 30s. I run a minute, walk a minute. Be kind to your body. Enjoy being outside. Set yourself up for success.
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Jeff Galloway changed my life. I will never not run/walk.