Mike Wallis
@nalsa.bsky.social
Purveyors of rambling stories with no point
Because every warning label has a story behind it, I have questions.
On the entrance to tracks 1 & 2 at Malmö central station.
On the entrance to tracks 1 & 2 at Malmö central station.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Because every warning label has a story behind it, I have questions.
On the entrance to tracks 1 & 2 at Malmö central station.
On the entrance to tracks 1 & 2 at Malmö central station.
Happy Nov 14th, everybody!
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Happy Nov 14th, everybody!
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
the sourdough starter kicked off in lockdown 1 is still going strong, btw.
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
the sourdough starter kicked off in lockdown 1 is still going strong, btw.
The storm blew over my remaining tomato plants, so all the green ones were picked.
October 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The storm blew over my remaining tomato plants, so all the green ones were picked.
Happy Equinox day, folks!
September 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Happy Equinox day, folks!
Been ages since I last made some tiffin.
September 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Been ages since I last made some tiffin.
The tomato finally ripened enough to eat. It was quite tasty. Tomato-flavoured, as opposed to, say, "the memory of being a child tasting their first bright red fruit and arguing that itvwas a vegetable"-flavoured.
September 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The tomato finally ripened enough to eat. It was quite tasty. Tomato-flavoured, as opposed to, say, "the memory of being a child tasting their first bright red fruit and arguing that itvwas a vegetable"-flavoured.
Finally! Growing tomatoes is an exercise in patience.
September 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Finally! Growing tomatoes is an exercise in patience.
Rural living does make for some great colour palettes.
August 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Rural living does make for some great colour palettes.
when one makes jam (damson on the left, greengage on the right) one must also make scones with which to test the jam.
August 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
when one makes jam (damson on the left, greengage on the right) one must also make scones with which to test the jam.
Moxie hates everything and considers disproportionate response.
August 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Moxie hates everything and considers disproportionate response.
Pear frangipane. When pears are described as "crisp" this is a euphemism for "brick hard" and they really need cooking in some way.
August 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pear frangipane. When pears are described as "crisp" this is a euphemism for "brick hard" and they really need cooking in some way.
These are great and I am stealing this one for regular use (inasmuch as I ever do memeposting).
August 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
These are great and I am stealing this one for regular use (inasmuch as I ever do memeposting).
Dreamed about grapefruit & scotch bonnet marmalade, so of course I had to make (ie, invent a recipe for) some. This stuff is something else.
August 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dreamed about grapefruit & scotch bonnet marmalade, so of course I had to make (ie, invent a recipe for) some. This stuff is something else.
This sort of dilemma is what I think about during lunch breaks.
July 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This sort of dilemma is what I think about during lunch breaks.
Stayed somewhere dark enough to see the ISS. Went for a walk. Saw a field, tree, and giant concrete relief map of Scotland.
July 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Stayed somewhere dark enough to see the ISS. Went for a walk. Saw a field, tree, and giant concrete relief map of Scotland.
cat is not liking the warm, despite regal pose.
July 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
cat is not liking the warm, despite regal pose.
A photo you'd use as an album cover.
probably some electro-folk about cilmate change.
probably some electro-folk about cilmate change.
July 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
A photo you'd use as an album cover.
probably some electro-folk about cilmate change.
probably some electro-folk about cilmate change.
An avenue of apple trees. #opengardens
June 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
An avenue of apple trees. #opengardens
I know nobody gives a toss because you're all watching Glasto but I spent some of today making a triptych #linoprint of the same rock from three different places and I'm quite pleased with it.
June 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I know nobody gives a toss because you're all watching Glasto but I spent some of today making a triptych #linoprint of the same rock from three different places and I'm quite pleased with it.
It is the only thing stopping me from being like this all the time.
June 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It is the only thing stopping me from being like this all the time.